Funny Quotes About Drinking - Page 2
Below you'll find some hilarious funny quotes about drinking. Of course, I cannot condone the drinking of alcohol, but to each his own. Drink on.
I drink therefore I am.
W.C. Fields
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henry Youngman
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Robert Benchley
used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Laura Kightlinger
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Harold Rudolph
We drink and we die and continue to drink.
Dennis Leary
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
Stephen Wright
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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