Quotations About Kids - Page 2
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis Diller
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
Bill Cosby
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don't like their kids.
Morley Safer
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow
Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.
Sam Levinson
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
Ralph Bus
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Martin Mull
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