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Hilarious Life Quotes - Page 4

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandburg
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde
Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, I am with you kid Let's go!
Maya Angelou
Life is simple, its just not easy.
Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley, "Thunder on the Left"
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Kathy Norris
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
Moms Mabley
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
Everett McKinley Dirksen
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