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Funny Quotes About Life

Reading humorous quotations about life is a great way to start off the day. Whenever you're feeling blue, it's good to read about what others have to say about their own dealings with their vitality, especially when it's hilarious. And why not? What else better is there to do? So sit back and read these great sayings from various famous people.

Life: sometmies you have it, sometimes you don't.
Life: I hope I never lose it under the seat cushions.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Brendan Gill
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles Schulz
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore
Life is short, make fun of it.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.
Richard Bach
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