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Funny Quotes about Slutty Women

Slutty women are the blunt of many jokes and humorous lines, but on the plus side they make men around the world happy with all the talents they have to share. Of course, not every woman with that label is actually this. Many are called that simply because of other jealous people. This page is all about the women who actually are those who are proud to be it.

These funny quotes are all about slutty women.

I haven't been slutty very often. And because of the paparazzi, I have a built-in defense mechanism. I just wouldn't go around being a slut.
Kylie Minogue
Barney: A girl dresses up like a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse-
Lily: Wow, we get it.
Barney: She's a slutty nurse.
How I Met Your Mother, on Halloween customes
Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields: We're perfect for each other. Don't you get it?
Dr. Michael Mancini: Get this, Sydney. You are one stupid slut who's crossed the line and I don't want to see your face anymore.
Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields: Jane warned me about how cranky you get in the morning.
Melrose Place
Dr. Peter Burns: I mean, first Craig and now Kyle. You're losing ground Amanda. It's almost slutty.
Kyle McBride: Hey. That's a lady your talking to.
Taylor Davis McBride: Oh that's funny. The male slut defending the female slut.
Kyle McBride: Better a slut than a conniving bitch.
Amanda Woodward: Or worse, a conniving bitch in some *ugly* ass clothes.
Melrose Place
Gabrielle: Look, I think we all know that Karl is a dog. But let's face it, if these tramps were laying out the buffet, he wouldn't be chowing down!
Susan: Well, every situation is different and it's hard to judge until we know all the details. (all four women stare at Susan)
Susan: Which obviously I don't know, because how would I know. (the women continue staring at Susan)
Susan: She's a slutty, slutty whore, absolutely! (All the women smile and nod)
Edie: Yeah!
Desperate Housewives
Roz: Do I look slutty?
Bulldog: If you're fishing for compliments, yeah, you look slutty.
I went through this phase - Am I gay? Am I straight? And then I realized... I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?
Margaret Cho
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West