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Funny Quotes by Dumb Celebrities

Celebrities aren't all stupid, but the ones that are do make the others look incredibly bad. Of course, sometimes their stupidity is just hilarious. Despite us having a few good laughs, it is important to remember that these celebrities are only human, just like you and me. The simple fact is that they get paid millions of dollars to simply not say anything too stupid while we can say stupid things and get away with it and no one will be the wiser.

Regardless of all that, let's have a good laugh at their expense! Below are some funny quotes by stupid celebrities.

I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
Alicia Silverstone

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?
Paris Hilton
Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea
Jessica Simpson
I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwartzanegger
I get to go overseas places, like Canada.
Britney Spears

I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
Bob Dole
I feel my best when I'm happy.
Winona Ryder
Half this game is ninety per cent mental.
Danny Ozark