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Funny Quotes About Work

Everyone has worked sometime or another in their life. Of course, not all of us have enjoyed it. Some of us have had to take jobs at grocery stores or restaurants or held other non-desirable jobs.

These funny work quotes are all about the humor that can be found in the work place no matter if you are blue-collar, white-collar, or more of a purple-collar.

The three rules of work.
Work is a curse.
Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Bette Davis
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi
You may also want to check out some funny teamwork quotes.

On Retirement

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Gene Perret
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway

From a boss

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

About a boss

A boss creates fear, a leader confidence.A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting. A boss is interested in himself or herself, a leader is interested in the group.
Russell H. Ewing
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
John Gotti
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Jim Murray
Related Humorous Labor Quotes:
Working hard - Working hard or hardly working?
Social work - Social work isn't as great as it seems, or is it?
Work leadership - Being a leader.