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1% (South Park) Quotes

1% (South Park) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . 1% ended its run in 1970.

1% (South Park) Quotes

  • (Butters) "And so then Skeletor told Terminator he wanted a divorce, and apparently it's all going to be finilized soon."
  • (Stan) "Dude, Butters, how many times do we have to go over this? That's not Skeletor, that's a woman named Maria Shriver."
  • (Butters) "But then why does his face look like that?"
  • (Eric Cartman) "Look you guys, a Jew on a rope. You know what they call a Jew on a rope?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sad to announce South Park Elementary scored the lowest in the entire country. On the whole you students actually scored fine, but the President's fitness test is actually scored on a school-wide average. And one fourth grader in this school scored so low, with a terrifying body fat score, high blood preasure, and cholesterol levels of a 70 year-old man, that it actually brought your entire school's average down to the lowest in the entire country."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Ahhh."
  • (Unnamed) "However, the Presidential Fitness Program never wants to single out one child, 'cause then that child might feel bad. And so as far as we're all concerned, you are all a bunch of fat f***ing pigs."

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