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101 Dalmatians (1996 film) Quotes

101 Dalmatians (1996 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . 101 Dalmatians ended its run in 1970.

It features John Hughes, and Ricardo Mestres as producer, Michael Kamen in charge of musical score, and Adrian Biddle as head of cinematography.

101 Dalmatians (1996 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 101 Dalmatians (1996 film) is 103 minutes long. 101 Dalmatians (1996 film) is distributed by Buena Vista Pictures Distribution .

The cast includes: Hugh Fraser as Frederick, Glenn Close as Cruella De Vil, Jeff Daniels as Roger, Mark Williams as Horace, John Shrapnel as Skinner, Hugh Laurie as Jasper, Joely Richardson as Anita, Brian Capron as Television News Reporter, and Joan Plowright as Nanny.

101 Dalmatians (1996 film) Quotes

Hugh Laurie as Jasper

  • (Hugh Laurie) "Now, there are two things you must not do with Skinner. One, do not look at the horrendous scar on his neck. Two, don't talk to him. Understand? Not a word."
  • (Mark Williams) "Right."
  • (Mark Williams) "Ahh. Look at the size of that scar. No bl; oody wonder you can't talk, mate."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Excuse me just a minute, would you?"
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Fetch your own."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "All right, come here, you -- spotty little -- dog."

Glenn Close as Cruella De Vil

  • (Glenn Close) "Mr. Skinner, suspicions are mounting. Police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight. Can you do it?"
  • (Glenn Close) "Any way you want. Poison them, drown them, bash them on the head. Got any chloroform? I don't care how you kill the little beasts, just do it, and do it now."
  • (Glenn Close) "And you must be Rufus."
  • (Glenn Close) "We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease."
  • (Glenn Close) "Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons Olympics."
  • (Mark Williams) "Who won the gold?"
  • (Glenn Close) "Shut up. My business, my reputation, my life, has been ruined because you three incompetent twits let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals. And you call yourselves men? Huh? I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet."
  • (Glenn Close) "I live for fur, I worship fur. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?"
  • (Glenn Close) "Alonzo. The drawing."
  • (Glenn Close) "Take the drawing from Anita, and hand it to me. Is that difficult?"
  • (Glenn Close) "Thank you. Now go and stand somewhere until I need you."
  • (Glenn Close) "Darling, red isn't your color. Give me the hat. Give me the hat, or you will become a hat. GIVE IT TO ME."
  • (Glenn Close) "My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored."
  • (Glenn Close) "You -- BEASTS. But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and meaty and red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh."
  • (Glenn Close) "Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs."
  • (Joely Richardson) "It won't be for another 8 months."
  • (Glenn Close) "The puppies, darling. I have no use for babies."
  • (Glenn Close) "This is extraordinary. I am reduced to tramping through SEWAGE. Because my two imbeciles can't keep track of a bunch of infant dogs."

Hugh Fraser as Frederick

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Mark Williams as Horace

  • (Mark Williams) "You know, this house is creepy. I'm starving hungry, and so far we haven't been paid one bloody quid."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Oh, will you stop moaning?"
  • (Mark Williams) "Did you hear that?"
  • (Hugh Laurie) "What?"
  • (Mark Williams) "That noise."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "What noise?"
  • (Mark Williams) "That noise I just heard. Did you hear it?"
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Oh yeah. Yeah, it sounds like an irritating Berk asking me so many irritating questions. Oh good it has stopped now."
  • (Mark Williams) "This is lovely."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Isn't it? Nice and warm."
  • (Mark Williams) "No animals neither."
  • (Mark Williams) "."
  • (Mark Williams) "Turn on the heater on, will ya?"
  • (Hugh Laurie) "No. Not with this thing acting the way she is; I don't want to risk losing power."
  • (Mark Williams) "I can't stand the cold no more. I want heat."
  • (Mark Williams) "FIRE. Too hot. Too hot."
  • (Mark Williams) "I'll be honest with you mate. This job is fast losing it's charm. The housing stinks, the food's lousy, the lavatory facilities are appalling and so far we haven't made as much as one quid."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Oh you will stop moaning? Look this time tomorrow night it's all over. We get our boodle, we'll be out of here before you can say dead puppies. Now go to sleep."
  • (Mark Williams) "Did you hear that?"
  • (Hugh Laurie) "What?"
  • (Mark Williams) "That noise."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "What noise?"
  • (Mark Williams) "That noise I just heard. Do you hear it?"
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Oh yeah. Sounded like an complete burk asking me irritating questions. Oh, good, it's stopped now."

Joely Richardson as Anita

  • (Joely Richardson) "Now, release my dog, or I'll hit you again."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Your dog?"
  • (Joely Richardson) "Yes. That is my dog, will you let her go?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Excuse me."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "He's a she."
  • (Joely Richardson) "Mm-hmm."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Hello, Pongo."

Jeff Daniels as Roger

  • (Jeff Daniels) "Fools aren't born, Pongo; pretty girls make them in their spare time."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Do you want another cup of marriage, uh, tea?"

Joan Plowright as Nanny

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Brian Capron as Television News Reporter

  • (Brian Capron) "We're all familiar with the illegal poaching of endangered animals in the wild, but never before has an animal in captivity been slaughtered for its pelt. Animal protection groups that monitor the international trade in game contraband have further told us that a white Siberian tiger is so rare that the offer of a pelt would surely draw the attention of law enforcement agencies."
  • (Brian Capron) "Shortly before dawn this morning security staff at London Zoo discovered the excoriated carcass of its prized three-year-old female Siberian tiger, Sue Ling."
  • (Brian Capron) "Police sources have suggested -- that the killing was contracted by a private collector."
  • (Joely Richardson) "Oh, isn't that horrible? Who'd do a thing like that?"
  • (Brian Capron) "lf the battle to preserve endangered species has moved into the urban zoological park, we must ask ourselves if any animal in the world is safe. This is Tim Ryan, reporting from London Zoo."

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