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13 Going on 30 Quotes

13 Going on 30 is a television show that debuted in 1970 . 13 Going on 30 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Susan Arnold as producer, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Don Burgess (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

13 Going on 30 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 13 Going on 30 is 97 minutes long. 13 Going on 30 is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jennifer Garner as Jenna, Mark Ruffalo as Matt, Judy Greer as Lucy, Andy Serkis as Richard, Marcia DeBonis as Arlene, Renee Olstead as Becky, Kathy Baker as Beverly Rink, and Samuel Ball as Alex Carlson.

13 Going on 30 Quotes

Jennifer Garner as Jenna

  • (Jennifer Garner) "I want a fluffy pillow."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean; do you know who I am right now? I don't have any real friends. I did something bad with a married guy. I don't talk to my mom and dad. I'm not a nice person. And the thing is; I'm not 13 anymore."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?"
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Oh for the love of Pete. You taught it to me."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Oh my gosh, it's the naked man."
  • (Samuel Ball) "Hey beautiful."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "He thinks I'm beautiful?"
  • (Jennifer Garner) "You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy; and I don't like you at all."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Are you really my best friend?"
  • (Judy Greer) "You're pregnant."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Oh God, no."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Becky, can I ask you something?"
  • (Renee Olstead) "Yeah, sure."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, cos I totally am."
  • (Renee Olstead) "I think that's kinda the point."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "You know what? You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy. And I don't like you at all."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Wait, listen to me. I'm 13."
  • (Judy Greer) "Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "What happened?"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?"
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Seven Minutes in Heaven."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Who are these women? Does anyone know? I don't recognize any of them. I want to see my best friend's big sister, the girls from the soccer team, my next door neighbor, real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. These are the women to look up to. Let's put life back into the magazine. And fun and laughter and silliness. I think we all; I think all of us; want to feel something that we've forgotten or turned our backs on because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind. We need to remember what used to be good. If we don't, we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "You want to know a secret?"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Yeah."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "You're the sweetest guy I've ever met."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "I'm Jenna, by the way."
  • (Renee Olstead) "Yeah, I know. I'm Becky."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "How old are you, anyway?"
  • (Renee Olstead) "13."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Me too."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Used to be, anyway."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Everybody Wang Chung tonight."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "I love you, Matt. You're my best friend."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "-- Jenna, I've always loved you."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Thirty, flirty and thriving."
  • (Pete Hansen) "What's wrong, Pookie?"
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Pookie? Uh -- Pukie. You're married."

Judy Greer as Lucy

  • (Judy Greer) "Okay, Jenna, repeat after me: I am Jenna Rink, big time magazine editor."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "I am?"
  • (Judy Greer) "Say it."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "I am Jenna Rink big time magazine editor."
  • (Judy Greer) "I'm a tough bitch."
  • (Judy Greer) "Say it."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "I am a tough"
  • (Jennifer Garner) "bitch."
  • (Judy Greer) "I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "But that's just it. I'm not hung over-"
  • (Jennifer Garner) "I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over."
  • (Judy Greer) "Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday."
  • (Andy Serkis) "Did you? Good. I guarantee she had friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes."
  • (Judy Greer) "She was a secretary."
  • (Andy Serkis) "Yeah, whatever."

Renee Olstead as Becky

  • (Renee Olstead) "I like your dress."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out."

Kathy Baker as Beverly Rink

  • (Young Jenna Rink) "I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people."
  • (Kathy Baker) "Oh those aren't people honey, those are models."
  • (Kathy Baker) "Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "How come?"
  • (Kathy Baker) "Because if I hadn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things right."

Mark Ruffalo as Matt

  • (Mark Ruffalo) "It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "You're not Chinese."
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "You can't just turn back time."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Why not?"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Jenna, what are you -- Why are you here?"
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Matty, I told you; something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean; you're that. You get it?"
  • (Mark Ruffalo) "Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?"

Andy Serkis as Richard

  • (Andy Serkis) "Who's your daddy?"
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Wayne Rink."
  • (Andy Serkis) "Jenna, my balls; Excuse my French; are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on?"
  • (Jennifer Garner) "What is going on is that you are going to have more choices."
  • (Andy Serkis) "With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Thank you."
  • (Andy Serkis) "I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "How long until your balls get totally squished?"
  • (Andy Serkis) "Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Can they hang in there til five?"

Marcia DeBonis as Arlene

  • (Marcia DeBonis) "Eminem's on the phone; he wants an answer now."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Umm -- plain."
  • (Jennifer Garner) "Peanut? Plain."

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