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16 Wishes Quotes

16 Wishes is a Comedy film; Fantasy film; Teen film that debuted in 1970 on Disney Channel. 16 Wishes ended its run in 1970.

16 Wishes is recorded in French, English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 16 Wishes is 90 minutes long. 16 Wishes is produced by Unity Pictures and distributed by MarVista Entertainment.

The cast includes: Patrick Gilmore as Abby Jensen, Patricia Isaac as Snooty Saleswoman, Jean-Luc Bilodeau as Jay Kepler, Anna Mae Routledge as Celeste, Patrick Gilmore as Bob Jensen, Kendall Cross as Sue Jensen, Brenda Crichlow as Miss Duffy, Karissa Tynes as Krista Cook, and Cainan Wiebe as Mike Jensen.

16 Wishes Quotes

Patrick Gilmore as Bob Jensen

  • (Patrick Gilmore) "This can't be happening. Not to me. Not today. Daddy, I left some clothes in my gym locker. Please please please drive me to school."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "I don't think so, Pumpkin."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "I need my life back. I wished away my friends, my sweet 16 party, my senior prom. Look"
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "I missed graduation. I need to take that wish back."
  • (Anna Mae Routledge) "Oh sweetie. I'm afraid that's not possible. The candles and your wishes go together and since there's no do-over wish on your list, I'm afraid when midnight comes this is your life."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "I hate sushi and I always will."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "When I'm 16, I'll have the best party ever."
  • (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "But you're not 16 anymore."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "I didn't want to be an adult, I wanted to be treated like one."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Oh no. No no no no. This isn't what I wanted."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "I wish I could start this whole day over again."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Any other magic candle rules I should know about?"
  • (Anna Mae Routledge) "Only one, but it's a doozy. The magic in the candles expires at midnight tonight so no more wishes after then. Oh, and all the wishes you made by then become permanent."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "At midnight."
  • (Anna Mae Routledge) "Yeah."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "So at midnight, that gorgeous car out there is mine forever?"
  • (Anna Mae Routledge) "Absolutely."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "And in 26 minutes, I'll have cuter clothes than Krista Cook."
  • (Anna Mae Routledge) "Yeah. She really can't stand you."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Your magic candles made a mistake."
  • (Anna Mae Routledge) "Candles don't make mistakes, people do."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Krista. I know you've loathed me since we were 8 years old, but I didn't know you've been keeping score."
  • (Karissa Tynes) "Where did you get that?"
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "From the birthday fairy."
  • (Karissa Tynes) "Right. Give it to me."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "When we were 10, I had my first sleepover. So you decided to have one, too. But you've payed everyone to come to yours."
  • (Karissa Tynes) "You have no right to read that, it's mine."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Well then why is it all about me? When we were 12, I entered the school talent show with my baton twirling act. So you entered it, too; juggling 12 batons. Every year, you've competed with me and every year, you've won. You've tortured me since 3rd grade. Can't you just give it a rest?"
  • (Karissa Tynes) "Don't play innocent with me. You know what you did. And for this, I'm going to make sure nobody comes to your party. Here."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "What's this?"
  • (Karissa Tynes) "It's my invitation to my sweet 16 birthday party tonight. Everyone's going to be there. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some campaigning to do."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Mom, I'm just a kid. I can't live here by myself."
  • (Kendall Cross) "Abby, don't be so dramatic. Lots of girls your age have their own apartments."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "I moved out when I was 18."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "But I'm not 18."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "No, you're 21."
  • (Kendall Cross) "22 today. Happy birthday, sweetheart."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Excuse me, where's my friend?"
  • (Patricia Isaac) "Oh, there was a boy in here. But he left with the girl in the cutest little yellow car."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Wait, he left with Krista?"
  • (Patricia Isaac) "It appears so. Turn around"
  • (Patricia Isaac) "Oh, that outfit is all wrong. It's far too young for you."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "It's suddenly really tight."
  • (Patricia Isaac) "Let's get you into something a little more age appropriate. Let's try these."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Oh, but I don't have any money."
  • (Patricia Isaac) "Oh, we'll just put it in your charge account."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "I have a charge account."
  • (Patricia Isaac) "Is everything alright, miss Jensen?"
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Oh, yeah. Everything's just fine."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Wasps."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Yeah."
  • (Cainan Wiebe) "I saw one crawling on the AC vent."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "No, not one, thousands nesting up there for 16 years."
  • (Kendall Cross) "Sweetheart, we know."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "No. You don't know. You can't possibly know that the whole house is gonna be totally infested. And then the wasps will be taking over the cars. And you and dad will have to live in the driveway, but then Joey Lockhart will come and kiss me. And I'll get candles and wishes and some really gorgeous clothes and everything will look like it's gonna be ok. But then, I'll make a really stupid wish that I didn't mean to make and I'll have to grow up and live alone and I'll miss my party and this'll turn out to the worst 16th birthday in the history of 16th birthdays. You have to call the exterminator, now."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "When I'm 16, people will stop treating me like a kid."
  • (Patricia Isaac) "Let's get you into something more age appropriate."
  • (Brenda Crichlow) "You're the new substitute teacher."
  • (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "Stop it. I'm not your best friend. I'm a sophomore, you're a -- woman."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "No, you're 21."
  • (Kendall Cross) "22 today. Happy birthday, sweetheart."

Brenda Crichlow as Miss Duffy

  • (Brenda Crichlow) "Do we know each other?"
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Yeah."
  • (Brenda Crichlow) "Ah, you're the new substitute teacher which means I don't have to babysit those little monsters. They're all yours."

Jean-Luc Bilodeau as Jay Kepler

  • (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "I'm not your best friend, I'm a sophomore, you're a -- woman."
  • (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "Don't open it."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "Why?"
  • (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "Real mail is delivered to your house, not your bus stop."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "So?"
  • (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "It could be a bomb."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "It's not a bomb, it's a birthday present. And I'm opening it."

Anna Mae Routledge as Celeste

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Cainan Wiebe as Mike Jensen

  • (Cainan Wiebe) "Hey."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "This is for you. I was saving it for my sweet 16 party, but I think you need it more."
  • (Cainan Wiebe) "Whoa. For what?"
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "A real guitar. I think you're really talented."
  • (Cainan Wiebe) "Thank you, Abs."
  • (Patrick Gilmore) "I love you, Mike."

Karissa Tynes as Krista Cook

  • (Karissa Tynes) "I'll take these."
  • (Karissa Tynes) "I really feel for you."
  • (Karissa Tynes) "Wasting your time on kids like that."
  • (Patricia Isaac) "A customer's a customer."
  • (Karissa Tynes) "Oh, trust me. They won't be buying anything."

Patricia Isaac as Snooty Saleswoman

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