201 (South Park) Quotes

201 (South Park) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . 201 ended in 1970.

It features "Time of the Season" in charge of musical score.

201 (South Park) Quotes

• (Stan Marsh) "Look, Mr. Cruise -- I'm sorry I said you were a fudge packer and that you had Seaman on your back."
• (Tom Cruise) "I just can't do it anymore. I wanna go away. But there's nowhere on earth that people aren't around to rip on me."
• (Kyle Broflovski) "Hey -- Hey, we know a place. We know a place where everything is just happiness and joy. And no humans are there to mess it up."
• (Stan Marsh) "We do? Oh -- Oh yeah, we do."
• (Tom Cruise) "You -- really? Somewhere where I can just live out my days in peace and quiet and; Oh -- Oh please, can you show me where?"
• (Stan Marsh) "We'll do better than that. We'll help you get there."

• (Eric Cartman (as Mitch Connor)) "Saigon. It's a hell of a place. I've seen a lot of death. A lot of suffering. Darkness that most people couldn't stand to see. I tried to sit it out as much as I could."
• (Unnamed) "What's the matter, Connor? Don't like a little blood?"
• (Eric Cartman (as Mitch Connor)) "No, I don't like a little blood. Blood ain't the stuff for eighteen-year-old boys from Sheboygan. Blood ain't the stuff for Mitch Connor."
• (Unnamed) "Incoming."

• (Kyle) "You see, I learned something today. Throughout this whole ordeal, we've all wanted to show things that we weren't allowed to show. But, it wasn't because of some magic goo; it was because of the magical power of threatening people with violence. That's obviously the only true power. If there's anything we've all learned, it's that terrorising people works."
• (Jesus) "That's right; don't you see, Gingers? If you don't want to be made fun of anymore all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop."
• (Santa) "That's right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence."
• (Stan) "Yeah."

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