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2012 (film) Quotes

2012 (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . 2012 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Harald Kloser as producer, Harald Kloser in charge of musical score, and Dean Semler as head of cinematography.

2012 (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 2012 (film) is 158 minutes long. 2012 (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

2012 (film) Quotes

  • (Noah Curtis) "Whoa, that's a big plane."
  • (Yuri Karpov) "It's Russian."
  • (Gordon Silberman) "What he said about you and Sasha, is it true?"
  • (Tamara) "Sasha was worth 100 times a man like Yuri. I should have listend to you, Dr. Silberman. I actually like the way I looked before that monster talk me into it."
  • (Gordon Silberman) "Did you know he asked for a discount? And he paid in installments."
  • (Tamara) "Cheap bastard."
  • (Sasha) "Lift your big ass for Sasha."
  • (Kate Curtis) "Do you think people change?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "By "people," do you mean me?"
  • (Kate Curtis) "Yes. Do you think you've changed since we separated?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "I certainly eat a lot more cereal now."
  • (Professor West) "The equalization of the oceanic seabeds has not turned out to be as extreme as we expected. The waters are receding much faster than we thought, thank God. And this is hard to believe, the Himalayas are no longer the roof of the world. It's now the Drakensberg mountains of KwaZulu-Natal."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "The entire African continent has risen."
  • (Professor West) "Several thousand feet, and likely never even flooded."
  • (Captain Michaels) "That's why they call it the Cape of Good Hope. We've already set course for it."
  • (Charlie Frost) "You'd have to keep a thing like this underwraps. I mean, just think about it, okay? First, the stock market would go. Then the economy, boom. The dollar, boom. And then pandemonium in the streets. War, genocide, ba-ba-ba-ba, boom, boom, boom."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Bulls***. Nobody could keep that big a secret, Charlie. Somebody would blow the whistle."
  • (Charlie Frost) "And every once in a while, some poor little sucker tries. Well, like these guys, boom, boom."
  • (Charlie Frost) "Every one of these guys, dead, dead, dead."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's Professor Meyers."
  • (Charlie Frost) "He ran the Atlantis shuttle program. Why, did you know him?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Yeah, he helped me with research on my book."
  • (Charlie Frost) "Well, that must have been before this "accident.""
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Meyers is dead?"
  • (Charlie Frost) "Oh, two months ago. He was one of my most avid listeners and he had it all figured out. Everything the government was doing, where and why -- He even sent me a map."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "A map for what Charlie? What's the map for?"
  • (Charlie Frost) "They're building spaceships, man."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "s***, man, I have to go because I gotta get back to Earth."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "Sir, you don't have the authority."
  • (Carl Anheuser) "Who's got the authority? You? You've got the authority? You couldn't keep your god**** mouth shut. You betrayed top-secret information last year. Could've had us all killed?"
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "What the hell are you talking about?"
  • (Carl Anheuser) "You told your father everything. Put this entire plan in jeopardy. Good thing for you the old man could keep his mouth shut better than you. Oh, come on. Don't look so shocked. We had to monitor everybody who knew. How do you think we kept it a secret for so long?"
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "So we just killed people who tried to talk?"
  • (Carl Anheuser) "Anybody who tried to talk was not just an enemy of the state, they're an enemy of humanity."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "The Director of the Louvre was an enemy of humanity?"
  • (Carl Anheuser) "After he called a press conference, he was. Jesus. What did you think? We're all just gonna get onboard, hold hands and sing "Kumbaya"? Sit down and buckle up."
  • (Tony Delgatto) "I- I'm sorry. Who is this?"
  • (Yoko Delgatto) "This is Yoko Delgatto. Do you wanna speak to my daddy?"
  • (Tony Delgatto) "Yes, please."
  • (Yoko Delgatto) "Who should I say is calling?"
  • (Tony Delgatto) "Tell him -- it's his father."
  • (Yoko Delgatto) "You're my grampa?"
  • (Tony Delgatto) "Yes, sweetheart. I am."
  • (Charlie Frost) "Hey. Hey, guess what? They're selling seats."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Put me down for three."
  • (Charlie Frost) "No, guys like you and me don't have a chance. You'd have to be Bill Gates or Rupert Murdoch or some Russian billionaire or something."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Hey, keep it down. My kids are sleeping."
  • (Charlie Frost) "Get them out of Yellowstone. It's gonna get ugly up here."
  • (Dr. Satnam Tsurutani) "It looks like the neutrinos coming from the sun have mutated into a new kind of nuclear particle. They're heating up the earth's core and suddenly act like microwaves."
  • (Lilly Curtis) "Daddy, it's following us."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Don't look at it. Get down on the ground. Get on the ground and hold on. Don't look back. Don't look back. Look at me. Do I look scared?"
  • (Lilly Curtis) "Uh-huh."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "No matter what happens, we'll all stay together."
  • (Captain Michaels) "Ladies and gentleman, this is Captain Michaels speaking. In a few minutes I will give orders to unseal the decks. At 2345 last night, our sister arks, Numbers 6 and 7, have joined our course. For the first time on our journey, we'll have clear skies and moderate-to-good air quality. As you know, our passenger count is way over capacity. So please be careful when you step out and of course, enjoy the fresh air."
  • (Yuri Karpov) "Good. That is good."
  • (Carl Anheuser) "Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the whole time."
  • (Harry Helmsley) "I barely see my boy, but at least we talk."
  • (Tony Delgatto) "About what?"
  • (Harry Helmsley) "Life, and how short it is."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "Satnam didn't get picked up."
  • (Professor West) "What?"
  • (Carl Anheuser) "A lot of people didn't get picked up in this chaos. This is not a conspiracy, Helmsley. You're predictions haven't exactly panned out, have they, doctor?"
  • (Carl Anheuser) "Where the hell is President Wilson."
  • (Sally - President's Secretary) "He's praying, sir, and under these circumstances that's not such a bad idea."
  • (Carl Anheuser) "What we need to do is focus on this timeline. That's what we need to do."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "When do we let the country know?"
  • (Carl Anheuser) "What do you mean?"
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "The people, sir. They need to know."
  • (Carl Anheuser) "Well, of course they do. Listen, your job is to figure out when this is all going to fall apart. My job is to figure out how to retain some semblance of government after it falls apart. Until then, we don't have time for anything except for doing those jobs. Okay?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Hey, have a safe trip, you little bastards."
  • (Oleg) "Now you're laughing, Curtis, but we have tickets to go on on a big ship. We will live and you will die."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Get in the f***ing car."
  • (Kate Curtis) "So, now that you have your map, where are we going?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "We're going to need a bigger plane."
  • (Dr. Satnam Tsurutani) "Don't worry, Ajit. We are going on a big ship."
  • (President Thomas Wilson) "Did you ever meet my wife, Dorothy?"
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "No, sir. I didn't have that honor."
  • (President Thomas Wilson) "She was in and out of it towards the end. The night before she passed on, she took my hand and she told me: "I think you should have a lottery. Everyone should have a chance to go." Maybe that's what we should have done. I'll be the last president of the United States of America. Do you know how that feels, son?"
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "No one could have saved the country, sir. And I think -- I think people have a right to know."
  • (President Thomas Wilson) "Don't worry. I'll take care of that."
  • (Lama Rinpoche) "Do not believe in something simply because you have heard it, Nima."
  • (Nima) "But great Lama, Tenzin is my brother. He works inside the tunnel, where the ships are built. But where is in your wisdom, great Lama, if Tenzin is right -- what if our world is indeed coming to an end?"
  • (Nima) "It is full, great Rinpoche."
  • (Lama Rinpoche) "Like this cup, you are full of opinions and speculations. To see the light of wisdom -- you first must empty your cup."
  • (Lama Rinpoche) "Be careful with the clutch -- it tends to slip."
  • (Ark Communications Officer) "The capital's been hit by a 9.4."
  • (Ark Communications Officer) "We've lost communication with the White House, sir."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "Where's it centered?"
  • (Scotty) "North Chesapeake Bay."
  • (Scotty) "It's been upgraded to a 10.9 by the guys at Harvard."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "What does Caltech have to say?"
  • (Professor West) "The whole city of Pasadena was wiped out just a few minutes ago."
  • (Carl Anheuser) "You're telling me that the North Pole is now some where in Wisconsin?"
  • (Professor West) "Actually, that's the South Pole now."
  • (Lilly Curtis) "I'm not scared. No more Pull-Ups."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Nice."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Here. Take this. This is a very expensive watch. My editor gave it to me when he thought I was gonna be somebody."
  • (Charlie Frost) "This is wild, this is really wild."
  • (President Thomas Wilson) "My fellow Americans. This will be the last time I address you. As you know, catastrophe has struck our nation -- has struck the world. I wish I could tell you we can prevent the coming destruction. We cannot. Today, none of us are strangers. Today, we are one family, stepping into the darkness together. We are a nation of many religion, but I believe these words reflect the spirit of all our faiths. The Lord is my shepherd --"
  • (Professor West) "The Mayans saw this coming thousands of years ago."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "I thought we had more time."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "All right, let's go."
  • (Tamara) "Wait. Where's Sasha?"
  • (Gordon Silberman) "Sasha's fine. We need to get out of here before he touches down."
  • (Tamara) "No, no, no. We have to wait for him."
  • (Yuri Karpov) "Go Jackson, go."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "It won't start."
  • (Yuri Karpov) "Shut up, everbody."
  • (Yuri Karpov) "Engine -- start."
  • (Laura Wilson) "Dad, where are you?"
  • (President Thomas Wilson) "You wouldn't have gotten on that plane if I told you."
  • (Laura Wilson) "Daddy, what's happening? I thought you were coming on the plane."
  • (President Thomas Wilson) "Do you know what strength it gives me to know that my daughter is going to survive?"
  • (Kate Curtis) "Where have you been all my life?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Gift shop."
  • (Kate Curtis) "Does anybody got any money? We could bribe them."
  • (Gordon Silberman) "I do, I do."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "You got a billion euros?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "We gotta get to the Santa Monica Airport."
  • (Gordon Silberman) "Well, take the freeway. It'll be half the time."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Yeah, right."
  • (Sasha) "Boss, I found us a plane."
  • (Yuri Karpov) "Can you still fly that thing?"
  • (Sasha) "Sure, boss. But I need co-pilot."
  • (Lilly Curtis) "Gordon's a pilot."
  • (Gordon Silberman) "No, I'm not. I'm not."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Yes, he is. Great pilot. Let's go."
  • (Yuri Karpov) "Good. Let's go."
  • (Gordon Silberman) "Jackson, stop saying I'm a pilot."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "I'm a dead man. I'm a dead man."
  • (Charlie Frost) "I have goosebumps, people."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "I was listening to the broadcast and I was wondering what is exactly that's gonna start in Hollywood?"
  • (Charlie Frost) "It's the apocalypse. End of days. The Judgment Day, the end of the world, my friend. Christians called it the rapture, but the Mayans knew about it, the Hopis, the I Ching, the Bible, kind of --"
  • (Charlie Frost) "Always remember, folks. You heard it first from Charlie."
  • (Carl Anheuser) "29,000 feet? What the hell is at 29,000 feet?"
  • (Captain Michaels) "We're headed straight for the north face of Mount Everest, Mr. Anheuser. And if we can't start our engines, we will not survive the impact."
  • (President Thomas Wilson) "Six months ago, I was made aware of a situation so devastating that, at first, I refused to believe it. However, through the concerted efforts of our brightest scientist, we have confirmed its validity. The world, as we know it, will soon come to an end."
  • (Yuri Karpov) "What is that?"
  • (Sasha) "The State of Hawaii."
  • (Yuri Karpov) "Not good. That is not good."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "I was wrong."
  • (President Thomas Wilson) "Do you know how many times I've heard those words in this office? Zero."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Going to this place really special place that I know. Actually, it's a place where your Mom and I used to hang out a lot."
  • (Noah Curtis) "I don't wanna know where you and Mom had sex. I'm not ready for that, Jackson."
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Stop calling me that. It's creeping me out. What's wrong with "Dad"?"
  • (Kate Curtis) "You don't have to save us, but please, just take my kids."
  • (Tenzin) "Why should I do that?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "The same reason you let in your family."
  • (Carl Anheuser) "Cute girl, huh?"
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "Sir?"
  • (Carl Anheuser) "The First Daughter. I saw you looking at her."
  • (Adrian Helmsley) "I wasn't looking at her."
  • (Carl Anheuser) "Better move fast, kid. The end is near."
  • (Kate Curtis) "I don't understand. How did you know this was to happen?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "It's not just California. It's the whole god****ed world that gone to s***. I met this guy at Yellowstone, this crazy guy, but he's been right about that's happened so far. And he says that the government is building these ships, spaceships, I don't know what, but something."
  • (Gordon Silberman) "What, ships?"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Yeah, places where we can be safe. He knows where they are. He's got a map."
  • (Kate Curtis) "Jackson --"
  • (Jackson Curtis) "Kate, you gotta just trust me on this, okay?"
  • (Gordon Silberman) "Guys -- look."

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