27 Dresses Quotes

27 Dresses is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . 27 Dresses completed its run in 1970.

It features Gary Barber as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Peter James (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

27 Dresses is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 27 Dresses is 111 minutes long. 27 Dresses is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: James Marsden as Kevin, Katherine Heigl as Jane, Malin Åkerman as Tess, Judy Greer as Casey, and Edward Burns as George.

27 Dresses Quotes

James Marsden as Kevin

• (James Marsden) "I think you want a wedding, not a marriage a wedding."

• (James Marsden) "You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own."

• (James Marsden) "What about you? You don't have any needs?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "No. I'm Jesus."

• (James Marsden) "Jane, give me fifty bucks."
• (Katherine Heigl) "No."
• (James Marsden) "Jane, it's fifty bucks. I'll pay you back."
• (Katherine Heigl) "No."
• (James Marsden) "Jane -- I need you to give me fifty bucks."
• (Katherine Heigl) "No?"
• (James Marsden) "Eh -- not bad. Can I have your drink?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "Sure."
• (Katherine Heigl) "No. Oh, no --"
• (James Marsden) "You were doing so well."

• (James Marsden) "Wait, what are those?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "Nothing."
• (James Marsden) "Are those?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "No."
• (James Marsden) "Are they bridesmaid dresses?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "This is none of your business."
• (James Marsden) "Oh -- good God. What, you kept them all? You have a whole closetful? Why?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them."
• (James Marsden) "Right. Well, that makes complete sense because they're -- beautiful."
• (Katherine Heigl) "Some of them are not that bad."
• (James Marsden) "Not that bad? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad."

• (James Marsden) "I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding."

• (James Marsden) "You kinda look like a shiny mermaid."

Judy Greer as Casey

• (Judy Greer) "What? Don't look at me like that. The bitch said "Up" so it's up."

• (Judy Greer) "Who was that and where can I get one?"

• (Judy Greer) "Hey, do you want to come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from shipping are coming, and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap."

• (Judy Greer) "What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?"

• (Judy Greer) "So what happened?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "He needed to know the truth."
• (Judy Greer) "You could have told him face-to-face. I mean, I know my moral compass doesn't exactly point due north, but -- if I say something's wrong, something's wrong."
• (Katherine Heigl) "You're the one who's always telling me to stand up for myself."
• (Judy Greer) "Yeah, but that's not what you did. What you did was unleash twenty years of repressed feelings in one night. It was entertaining, don't get me wrong, but if it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now. Do you feel better right now?"

• (Judy Greer) "He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, 'Vodka soda.' If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shot gun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?"

Katherine Heigl as Jane

• (Katherine Heigl) "Oh, my God. I feel like I found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich."

• (Katherine Heigl) "Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?"
• (James Marsden) "Let's do it."

• (Katherine Heigl) "I think you should just admit that you're a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded and mysterious and sexy --"
• (James Marsden) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was the last one?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "What?"
• (James Marsden) "Did you say "sexy"?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "What?"
• (James Marsden) "You think I'm sexy?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "No."
• (James Marsden) "It's okay if you do."
• (Katherine Heigl) "I don't."

• (Katherine Heigl) "You tell him the truth or I will."
• (Malin Åkerman) "No, you won't. You wouldn't hurt a fly and you definitely wouldn't hurt me, I'm your sister."
• (Katherine Heigl) "That was yesterday. Today you're just some bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress."

• (Katherine Heigl) "George appreciates me for who I am."
• (Judy Greer) "What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?"

• (Katherine Heigl) "I just want you to know, I never do this."
• (James Marsden) "Oh, I know."
• (Katherine Heigl) "No, really. I never, never do this."
• (James Marsden) "No, really, I know. Last night, you kept saying it over and over again: "I never do this", "I never do this", "I never do this" --"
• (Katherine Heigl) "Okay. I just wanted you to know."

• (Katherine Heigl) "You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my awesome work party?"

• (Jane's Aunt) "Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you."
• (Katherine Heigl) "Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better."

• (Katherine Heigl) "Are you a doctor?"
• (James Marsden) "No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me."

• (Katherine Heigl) "Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?"

• (Katherine Heigl) "You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?"
• (James Marsden) "I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one."

Malin Åkerman as Tess

• (Malin Åkerman) "Not a day goes by that I don't think about that bag of fleas. Good old Tory."
• (Edward Burns) "Hey, Jane, how come you never mentioned Tory?"
• (Katherine Heigl) "I don't know. I guess I repressed the memory of Toby."
• (Malin Åkerman) "Yeah, his name was Toby, but I called him Tory because I had a lisp."
• (Katherine Heigl) "A lisp that turned your B's to R's?"

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