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3 Ninjas (film) Quotes

3 Ninjas (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . 3 Ninjas stopped airing in 1970.

It features Martha Chang as producer, Richard Marvin in charge of musical score, and Richard Michalak as head of cinematography.

3 Ninjas (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 3 Ninjas (film) is 96 minutes long. 3 Ninjas (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Patrick Labyorteaux as Fester, D.J. Harder as Hammer, Max Elliott Slade as Colt, Chad Power as Tum Tum, Race Nelson as Marcus, Michael Treanor as Rocky, Victor Wong as Grandpa, Rand Kingsley as Hugo Snyder, Joel Swetow as Brown, and Margarita Franco as Jessica Douglas.

3 Ninjas (film) Quotes

Joel Swetow as Brown

  • (Joel Swetow) "Festin, don't screw this up or we'll have to kill ya."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Bummer."

Victor Wong as Grandpa

  • (Victor Wong) "Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win?"
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "And lesson two?"
  • (Victor Wong) "Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh."
  • (Victor Wong) "Alright, Samuel."
  • (Michael Treanor) "Sir."
  • (Victor Wong) "From this day forth until forever, you will be known as Rocky. Because you are strong, solid, and cool as granite rock."
  • (Michael Treanor) "Awesome. Yeah."
  • (Victor Wong) "Ahh, Jeffrey. Fast and free, spirit of the young wild horse; you shall be known as Colt."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "Colt? That's cool."
  • (Chad Power) "What about me? Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?"
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "How about Super Dork?"
  • (Chad Power) "Shut up, spazz."
  • (Victor Wong) "Ah, little one. Since your energy begins and ends with your tummy; you shall be known as Tum Tum."
  • (Chad Power) "Tum Tum."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "I can't wait 'till we show these to dad."
  • (Michael Treanor) "He'll hate 'em."
  • (Victor Wong) "Colt, what is a ninja?"
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment."
  • (Michael Treanor) "A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline."
  • (Chad Power) "A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win."
  • (Victor Wong) "Remember, never fight unless you're sure you can win."

Michael Treanor as Rocky

  • (Michael Treanor) "We should run."
  • (Chad Power) "We should hide."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "We should kick their butts."
  • (Michael Treanor) "Grandpa is a Ninja. He will come."
  • (Chad Power) "I don't care who he is as long as he brings us something to eat."
  • (Michael Treanor) "Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?"

Chad Power as Tum Tum

  • (Chad Power) "No, no, no, that's diarrhea."
  • (Chad Power) "We almost had you."
  • (Victor Wong) "Had me? Oh Michael."
  • (Chad Power) "What?"
  • (Victor Wong) "If I hadn't have stopped the car, you would've been called 'Pancake' by now."
  • (Chad Power) "Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?"
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "How about Super Dork?"

Patrick Labyorteaux as Fester

  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery."
  • (D.J. Harder) "Yeah I never got a pizza on a robbery."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Hey dude, what time does school get out?"
  • (D.J. Harder) "I don't know. I never stayed to the end."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Y'know, we should save some of this for the kids we're nabbing."
  • (D.J. Harder) "They're probably pretty nice kids."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "Where are all the weapons? The sling-shot, the knife throwers?"
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "First we feast. Then we Felony."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches."
  • (D.J. Harder) "What time is it?"
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "I dunno, anybody got a watch?"
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "We got those little dudes now, Dudes."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?"
  • (D.J. Harder) "Rather do Laurie."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?"
  • (D.J. Harder) "Tanya Roberts, dude."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Well, my dangerous buds, tomorrow is another day. And those little dudes are ours. Slurpee?"
  • (D.J. Harder) "Radical."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Slurpee?"
  • (Race Nelson) "Dude."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "We're outta here."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Seems that providence has shined her light upon us boys. It's pizza time."
  • (Babysitter) "Who is it?"
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Pizza, ma'am."
  • (Babysitter) "We didn't order any pizza."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Uh, some kids called. Yeah, and if you don't pay, we'll, uh, we'll T.P. your house."
  • (Unnamed) "Surprise."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Open up the cash register. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Excuse me, sir, could I please use your telephone?"
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you."
  • (Patrick Labyorteaux) "Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back."

Race Nelson as Marcus

  • (Race Nelson) "Radical."

Max Elliott Slade as Colt

  • (Max Elliott Slade) "Hold it. Before Phase 2, I got a little surprise. takes out a bottle of Lax-Go laxative"
  • (Chad Power) "What's that stuff?"
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "Takes cap off bottle: Remember last year when you were sick and couldn't take a dump for 3 days?"
  • (Chad Power) "Yeah --"
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "This is the stuff that makes you have to go."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "Instant diarrhea."
  • (Chad Power) "You're sick."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "Not as sick as they're gonna be. stirs spiked Coke with his finger."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-y."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "Oh no, robbers."
  • (D.J. Harder) "Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers."

Rand Kingsley as Hugo Snyder

  • (Rand Kingsley) "God, I love being a bad guy."
  • (Rand Kingsley) "They're just kids. KIDS. I want them found NOW. Or I'll tear out your liver."

D.J. Harder as Hammer

  • (D.J. Harder) "Dude."

Margarita Franco as Jessica Douglas

  • (Margarita Franco) "If you think being a Ninja's hard work, try being a mom."

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