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3 Ninjas Kick Back Quotes

3 Ninjas Kick Back is a television show that first aired in 1970 . 3 Ninjas Kick Back stopped airing in 1970.

It features Martha Chang as producer, Richard Marvin (composer) in charge of musical score, and Christopher Faloona as head of cinematography.

3 Ninjas Kick Back is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 3 Ninjas Kick Back is 93 minutes long. 3 Ninjas Kick Back is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Caroline Junko King as Miyo, J. Evan Bonifant as Tum Tum, Victor Wong as Grandpa, Victor Wong as Grandpa Mori Shintaro, Max Elliott Slade as Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas, Sean Fox as Slam, Dustin Nguyen as Glam, and Sab Shimono as Koga.

3 Ninjas Kick Back Quotes

Dustin Nguyen as Glam

  • (Dustin Nguyen) "Where's my fish, where's my fish? It's dead I gotta get a new fish."
  • (Dustin Nguyen) "Hey, Uncle. How's the weather in Japan?"
  • (Sab Shimono) "My idiot nephew, forget the weather. Did you get the pictures?"
  • (Dustin Nguyen) "Uh huh, oh yeah."
  • (Dustin Nguyen) "Cool knife."

Sean Fox as Slam

  • (Night Club Manager) "What'd you say the name of your band was called?"
  • (Vinnie) "Mondo Diarrhea."
  • (Sean Fox) "Alien Vomit."
  • (Sean Fox) "Mmmm, Lemon Meringue."
  • (J. Evan Bonifant) "Banana Cream Bozo, nice try."
  • (Sean Fox) "One. Two. Three -- three --"
  • (Dustin Nguyen) "Four."
  • (Sean Fox) "Four."
  • (Vinnie) "What are you guys, Teenage Mutant wannabes?"
  • (Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.) "Not."
  • (Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.) "We're the 3 Ninjas. Yah."
  • (Sean Fox) "Let's get outta here while we're still standing."
  • (Vinnie) "I'm with that, brother. Out of my way, Slam, I'm outta here."
  • (Dustin Nguyen) "I'm working with idiots."

Max Elliott Slade as Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas

  • (Max Elliott Slade) "What are you gonna do, talk us to death?"

J. Evan Bonifant as Tum Tum

  • (J. Evan Bonifant) "Let's murdalize them."
  • (J. Evan Bonifant) "Scramble."
  • (J. Evan Bonifant) "Don't you just hate us?"
  • (J. Evan Bonifant) "I wanted to come to Japan, Grandpa."
  • (Victor Wong) "Thank you for wanting to continue your Ninja training."
  • (J. Evan Bonifant) "Ninja? I really wanted to go there to learn how to be a Sumo Wrestler. You know how much those guys get to eat everyday?"

Victor Wong as Grandpa

  • (Victor Wong) "The hospital is fine except for this wicked nurse. She's got the face of a dragon's butt."
  • (Victor Wong) "Watch the target grow in front of your eyes. And when it gets as big as a melon, throw."
  • (Victor Wong) "Before you go to Japan, you will be tested on the field of battle. Remember, four strands of rope, apart you can snap, but together you can be strong, now get out there and kick butt."
  • (Victor Wong) "What's this mess? I thought you were going to have dinner ready? What happened here?"
  • (Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.) "These three guys came. They wanted to rob the place."
  • (Max Elliott Slade) "But you should have seen us. We were ready for them."
  • (J. Evan Bonifant) "Yeah, we totally whipped their butts. We did everything you taught us."
  • (Victor Wong) "A true ninja never brags about himself. Next time a situation like this happens, I want you to call the police."

Caroline Junko King as Miyo

  • (Caroline Junko King) "I have trouble swinging my butt."
  • (J. Evan Bonifant) "You mean your bat."
  • (Caroline Junko King) "Yes, my butt."

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