30 Rock Quotes

30 Rock is a Sitcom, Satire, and Farce that debuted in 2006 on NBC. 30 Rock ended in 1970.

30 Rock lasted 7 seasons and 138 episodes. It features Alec Baldwin, Jerry Kupfer, and Don Scardino as producer, and Jeff Richmond as composer. 30 Rock is executive produced by Lorne Michaels, Tina Fey, Marci Klein, David Miner, Robert Carlock, and Jeff Richmond. 30 Rock is created by Tina Fey.

30 Rock is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 30 Rock is 22 minutes long. 30 Rock is produced by Broadway Video, Little Stranger, and Universal Television and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

The cast includes: Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan, Scott Adsit as Pete, Tina Fey as Liz Lemon, Alec Baldwin as Jack, Chris Parnell as Dr. Leo Spaceman, Jack McBrayer as Kenneth Parcell, and Kevin Brown as Dot Com.

30 Rock Quotes

Jack McBrayer as Kenneth Parcell

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Tina Fey as Liz Lemon

• (Tina Fey) "Hey, it's Liz Lemon. This message is for the co-op board, I guess This is the number you gave me, I hope it's not fake. 'Cause you accepted my bid and I haven't heard from you. But I'm doing great. I bought a German television studio today."
• (Tina Fey) "Does everyone know that you're a bunch of liars or should I tell them myself, because I know a lot of people."
• (Tina Fey) "You know what? I'm fine. Because I know who I am. You, I feel sorry for you, co-op board"
• (Tina Fey) "I AM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL. AND I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY."
• (Tina Fey) "I'm just confused. It seems weird to me that you would still be advertising the apartment after you accepted my offer."
• (Tina Fey) "And I'm here to remind you --"
• (Tina Fey) "You know what? I've moved on. I bought a whole bunch of apartments. I bought a black apartment."

• (Tina Fey) "Blurg."

• (Tina Fey) "I want to go to there."

• (Tina Fey) "Where are you headed with this?"

• (Tina Fey) "What the what?"

• (Tina Fey) "Hey, nerds. Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi."

• (Tina Fey) "Where's my sandwich?"

Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan

• (Tracy Morgan) "Liz Lemon. I can't believe they put what you said in the paper."
• (Tina Fey) "Shh. How do you know about that?"
• (Tina Fey) "This is a "Cathy" cartoon."
• (Tracy Morgan) "Yeah, that cartoon copied exactly what you said the other day."
• (Tina Fey) "Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Aack."

• (Tracy Morgan) "Live every week like it's Shark Week."

• (Tracy Morgan) "So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?"
• (Tina Fey) "I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do"

• (Tracy Morgan) "I learned fried chicken at the school of hard knocks."

• (Tracy Morgan) "I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant"

• (Tracy Morgan) "I'm whipped. Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good."

Alec Baldwin as Jack

• (Alec Baldwin) "Let's do it. Let's move here. We'll get a little cabin in the woods."
• (Unnamed) "I'll plant heirloom tomatoes, we'll ride our bikes into town."
• (Alec Baldwin) "I'll grow a beard. People from my old life will pass us through town and won't even recognize me, they'll just say, "Thanks, Pap," and then they'll buy some of my cider."
• (Unnamed) "Ugh, the real world calling."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, my god."
• (Alec Baldwin) "I'M IN LOOOOVE."
• (Unnamed) "God, I wish this town weren't halfway between DC and New York."

• (Alec Baldwin) "Look how Greenzo's testing. They love him in every demographic: colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms."

• (Alec Baldwin) "Have you ever considered becoming the celebrity face of the Republican Party?"
• (Tracy Morgan) "What? Hell no. Black people supporting Republicans? Does hot support cold? Does rain support the Earth?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "Now, that mis-perception is precisely why the GOP needs better celebrities. And a black celebrity, such as yourself, would really make us look good. Now, do you like lower taxes?"
• (Tracy Morgan) "If I paid taxes, I sure would."
• (Alec Baldwin) "How about gun ownership?"
• (Tracy Morgan) "Go on."
• (Alec Baldwin) "States' rights?"
• (Tracy Morgan) "I love states' rights."
• (Alec Baldwin) "And, let none of us forget that the GOP is the party of Lincoln."
• (Tracy Morgan) "Lincoln was a Republican?"
• (Kevin Brown) "Actually, today's Republican Party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That's not exactly small government."
• (Alec Baldwin) "Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is -- off-putting."
• (Kevin Brown) "I guess that's why I'm still single."

• (Alec Baldwin) "I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness."

• (Alec Baldwin) "Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap"

• (Alec Baldwin) "All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: "America's Next Top Pirate", "Are You Stronger Than a Dog?", "MILF Island" --"
• (Tina Fey) ""MILF Island"?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules."
• (Tina Fey) "Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF."

Scott Adsit as Pete

• (Scott Adsit) "Liz Taylor really messed him up. He might have brain damage."
• (Tina Fey) "God. Maybe the musical guest can do some extra songs this week. Who is it?"
• (Scott Adsit) "James Blunt."
• (Tina Fey) "Ugghh."

Chris Parnell as Dr. Leo Spaceman

• (Chris Parnell) "Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s."

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