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40 Days and 40 Nights Quotes

40 Days and 40 Nights is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . 40 Days and 40 Nights completed its run in 1970.

It features Tim Bevan as producer, Rolfe Kent in charge of musical score, and Elliot Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

40 Days and 40 Nights is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 40 Days and 40 Nights is 96 minutes long. 40 Days and 40 Nights is distributed by Miramax Films (United States).

The cast includes: Josh Hartnett as Matt, Paulo Costanzo as Ryan, Shannyn Sossamon as Erica, Vinessa Shaw as Nicole, Adam Trese as John Sullivan, Emmanuelle Vaugier as Susie, Jarrad Paul as Duncan, Mike Maronna as Bagel Guy, Griffin Dunne as Jerry Anderson, Chris Gauthier as Mikey, Monet Mazur as Candy, Keegan Connor Tracy as Mandy, Terry Chen as Neil, Barry Newman as Walter Sullivan, Christine Chatelain as Andie, Glenn Fitzgerald as Chris, and Maggie Gyllenhaal as Sam.

40 Days and 40 Nights Quotes

Paulo Costanzo as Ryan

  • (Paulo Costanzo) "Do you know how many hours I spent looking for my "Temple of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt. What the f*** is going on here?"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "Surprise inspection."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "What the hell's that thing?"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "It's a special light that allows me to see if any fluids have been liberated."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "Keep up the good work."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "This is a photocopy of Candy's ass?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Yup."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "You're gonna call her, right?"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "Obviously, you're gonna call her."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "One; you can't do it. It's j -- This isn't a personal attack towards you, I'm just saying that no man can do it. It goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed, Matt. You're gonna piss off the seeds, man. You're gonna -- It goes against science. You wanna be the guy who goes against science?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "And two?"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "Two; are you out of your f***ing mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich. You think you can go 40 days? Four -- Do -- This isn't normal. Did your brother put you up to this or something?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "No. You know what? He's about as supportive as you are. And what do you care, anyway? This doesn't affect you in any way."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "You -- This affects everyone."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "Look, Matt, I know you're still trying to work out your Nicole issues with the big black hole, but trust me, trust me --"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "I don't have any Nicole issues."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "-- you --"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "'Hi, I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole that infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months.' And she's hot, Matt, I don't mind looking at her. I'm just saying you have issues."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "All right, all right, all right. Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna strap a helmet on Big John, put him in the game, and he will play his little heart out, okay? He'll put up big numbers for you. You're gonna forget about the cracks in the ceiling, forget about Nicole. Go out and give your star player the support he needs. Right?"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "So you're not into her?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Oh, I'm totally into her."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "So how can you not want to f*** her?"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "Dude, you got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as old fashioned; you go three and you're a homo."

Shannyn Sossamon as Erica

  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "If I told you, "Don't think about the color red", what would you think about?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Sex."
  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "Don't you ever feel like you just keep meeting the same exact people over and over? You know, like people that went to this kind of college and --"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "And now in that kind of job, right?"
  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "Yeah. I wanna have a party with a list on my door of all my friends and friends of friends, and if you're on that list, or know somebody on that list, then you cannot come in."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "How do you know I am not on that list?"
  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "Nobody on that list would have talked to me like you did last week. Or not talked to me."
  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "Some days I think that if I have to look at another blowjob I'll scream."
  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "It's been really fun almost chatting with you. Same time next week?"

Jarrad Paul as Duncan

  • (Jarrad Paul) "Matt, look at yourself. Your life is s***. You're hiding out in a f***in' storage room."
  • (Jarrad Paul) "She says to me "You look like Lionel Ritchie.""
  • (Terry Chen) "Well, that's great, isn't it?"
  • (Jarrad Paul) "No. That's not great. That's not good."

Josh Hartnett as Matt

  • (Josh Hartnett) "Listen, isn't part of the priestly thing giving relationship advice?"
  • (Adam Trese) "Relationship advice, yes; sex advice, no. Part of the priestly thing; and stop calling it that; is not to have sex, remember?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Now, it's funny; I didn't say a thing about sex."
  • (Adam Trese) "Sure you did."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "No, I didn't. I guess thinking about sex is part of the priestly thing; at least for some."
  • (Adam Trese) "Get out."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Fine."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Jerry?"
  • (Griffin Dunne) "Uh, Jerry's not here right now. May I take a message?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Hey, have you ever noticed the crack on my ceiling?"
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "Dude, you're action-packed with issues."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "She's filled with Heavenly sweetness."
  • (Paulo Costanzo) "I somehow don't think Mr. Butterworth would appreciate that very much."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "I almost f***ed an outlet today."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "You gotta help me."
  • (Adam Trese) "You gotta knock."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "I'm seeing things. I swear to God, everywhere I look I'm seeing tits and ass. When I came in here, I swear to God, I thought I saw you kissing a nun. Oh, my God. You were kissing a nun."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Yesterday, I was fine. I mean, physically speaking, I was fine. But today? I'm not fine. This morning at the coffee shop they were unofficially sponsoring Hot Women Wearing No Bras Day."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "You gotta help me. You gotta light a candle for me or something."
  • (Adam Trese) "I'm not lighting a candle so you can feel better about getting laid."

Vinessa Shaw as Nicole

  • (Vinessa Shaw) "Hey, Bagel Guy."
  • (Unnamed) "You know my name?"
  • (Vinessa Shaw) "You never think about me anymore? Not even just a little?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Let me put it this way: I have thought about you; about us; a lot, but tonight, when you came in, was the first time I didn't get all f***ed up about it."
  • (Vinessa Shaw) "Matt, I am -- so mad that I have -- I have to tell you. Watching you standing up for yourself like this has never made me so -- so -- hot. I like this. Where have you been? You can slam that door in my face if you want, but I'll just be on the other side, even hotter. Holy Hell. Slam that door in my dirty, bad, bad face. Oh, God, Matt, slam it."

Monet Mazur as Candy

  • (Monet Mazur) "They're like animals. Their entire lives revolve around their penises."

Griffin Dunne as Jerry Anderson

  • (Griffin Dunne) "I've jerked off three times since lunch. I still got this f***ing hard-on."
  • (Chris Gauthier) "Way to go, Mr. Anderson. Two more and you break the company record."

Keegan Connor Tracy as Mandy

  • (Keegan Connor Tracy) "Women have been doing this since, well, forever, so we know all about the power. See, us having the power, that's part of the system, and by you taking the power, you're f***ing with the system. And I think you see why we can't let that happen."

Maggie Gyllenhaal as Sam

  • (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Hey, put that away. Books get you in trouble around here."
  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "I can't work right now."
  • (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "So go home."
  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "I need the money."
  • (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "So work."
  • (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "From a Flower? Like a vibrating flower?"

Mike Maronna as Bagel Guy

  • (Mike Maronna) "Whew, I can't believe it because that girl, you can't even look right at her. She's so hot you need one of those cardboard eclipse-watching things just to look directly at her, she's so radiantly hot. It makes me want to just throw her down, you know, and just"
  • (Mike Maronna) ". You know what I mean? I'm glad we can connect on that."
  • (Mike Maronna) "Yeah. Fire in the hole."

Glenn Fitzgerald as Chris

  • (Glenn Fitzgerald) "If you want to get laid you take a chick to a fancy restaurant, but if you really like her you take her to your secret place."

Barry Newman as Walter Sullivan

  • (Barry Newman) "They're grown men. I mean, they're old enough to know that their mother's machine is still running hot."

Emmanuelle Vaugier as Susie

  • (Emmanuelle Vaugier) "What the f*** was that?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "W-what?"
  • (Emmanuelle Vaugier) "Did you cum?"
  • (Josh Hartnett) "Yeah."
  • (Emmanuelle Vaugier) "No you didn't. You faked it."
  • (Josh Hartnett) "No, no, no. What're you -- Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can."
  • (Emmanuelle Vaugier) "You faked it."

Christine Chatelain as Andie

  • (Christine Chatelain) "I mean, he used to be kinda cute but now he's just twitchy."

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