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50/50 (2011 film) Quotes

50/50 (2011 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . 50/50 completed its run in 1970.

It features Evan Goldberg as producer, Michael Giacchino in charge of musical score, and Terry Stacey as head of cinematography.

50/50 (2011 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 50/50 (2011 film) is 100 minutes long. 50/50 (2011 film) is distributed by Summit Entertainment.

The cast includes: Bryce Dallas Howard as Rachael, Seth Rogen as Kyle, Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Adam, Andrew Airlie as Dr. Ross, Anna Kendrick as Katherine, Matt Frewer as Mitch, and Philip Baker Hall as Alan.

50/50 (2011 film) Quotes

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Adam

  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "See, but -- that's bulls***. That's what everyone has been telling me since the beginning. "Oh, you're gonna be okay," and "Oh, everything's fine," and like, it's not -- It makes it worse -- that no one will just come out and say it. Like, "hey man, you're gonna die.""
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "That's what everybody's been saying: You'll feel better and don't worry and this is all fine and it's not."
  • (Anna Kendrick) "You can't change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "You're 24. Wow."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "So, what, are you like Doogie Howser or somethin?"
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "You should go."
  • (Bryce Dallas Howard) "I don't want to go. I want to stay here with you."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "No, seriously -- you need to get the f*** off my porch."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "I'm peeing right now."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "A tumor?"
  • (Andrew Airlie) "Yes."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Me?"
  • (Andrew Airlie) "Yes."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "That doesn't make any sense though. I mean -- I don't smoke, I don't drink -- I recycle --"
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "What were you doing when I called? Were you on facebook?"
  • (Anna Kendrick) "You know -- umm -- stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn't the only thing I do in my free time."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "I wish you were my girlfriend."
  • (Anna Kendrick) "Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "I bet you'd be a good one."

Seth Rogen as Kyle

  • (Seth Rogen) "She doesn't blow you?"
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "-- She doesn't like to."
  • (Seth Rogen) "Of course she doesn't like to. No one likes putting a dick in their mouth."
  • (Seth Rogen) "You smell like you f***ed the cast of The View."
  • (Seth Rogen) "You could have totally f***ed the s*** out of that girl."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "No one wants to f*** me. I look like Voldemort."
  • (Seth Rogen) "I was in the neighborhood; I was just on a date with Claire, the girl I met at the bookstore? My date did not go well, unfortunately, due to a lack of chemistry -- and, I think, an overuse of profanity on my part. But, whilst on my date -- I ran into Rachael."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Oh, yeah?"
  • (Seth Rogen) "And I would like to present to you what I am going to call Exhibit --"
  • (Seth Rogen) "Whore. Look at it. That's Rachael. And that's a f***in' filthy, Jesus-looking motherf***er, and they're kissing. I did it. I f***in' nailed you. I've hated you for months, and now I have f***in' evidence that you suck as a person. Holy s***. Holy s***."

Bryce Dallas Howard as Rachael

  • (Bryce Dallas Howard) ""Ok, forget it i can just bring him back to the shelter in the morning.""
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Well then what happens to him."
  • (Bryce Dallas Howard) "He'll be put back in his tiny cage with ten other dogs who will bully and rape him until he's eventually euthanized."
  • (Bryce Dallas Howard) "Why am I the bad guy?"
  • (Seth Rogen) "Because you're his girlfriend, you cheated on him, and he has f***ing cancer, you lunatic."

Anna Kendrick as Katherine

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Matt Frewer as Mitch

  • (Matt Frewer) "Why haven't we met Rachel?"
  • (Philip Baker Hall) "Yeah. What the f***?"

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