76th Academy Awards Quotes

76th Academy Awards is a television program that debuted in 1970 on American Broadcasting Company. 76th Academy Awards stopped airing in 1970.

It features Joe Roth as producer.

76th Academy Awards Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Do you know that people are now moving to New Zealand just to be thanked?"

• (Unnamed) "Good news, they found Nemo. The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries."

• (Unnamed) "Sofia, I always wanted you to be part of the family business."

• (Unnamed) "p***** Galore? I just got it. That's vulgar."

• (Unnamed) "I voted for 'Seabiscuit' (for Best Costume Design). That's the most realistic horse costume I've ever seen."

• (Unnamed) "It was 13 years ago when I first hosted the Academy Awards, and things sure have changed since then. George Bush was President, the economy was tanking, and we had just finished a war with Iraq. Yeah, things really have changed."

• (Unnamed) "Now that everyone in New Zealand has been thanked, I'd like to thank everyone on Long Island."

• (Unnamed) "-- and when I say funny, I mean threatening to my career."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, look at us. A San Francisco wedding cake."

• (Unnamed) "It's now official. There is no one left to thank in New Zealand."

• (Unnamed) "-- and to my wife, Julie, I wrote it in a note to you in the 8th grade, now I'm saying it in front of 1 billion people. I love you."

• (Unnamed) "The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday."

• (Unnamed) "John, do you know which was the first movie to feature sound?"
• (Unnamed) "It was Al Jolson's "The Jazz Singer" in 1927. First movie to feature sound and dialogue."
• (Unnamed) "And how do you know that?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, you would also know, if you had come to the rehearsal."

• (Unnamed) "And there's Johnny Depp, the sexiest man alive. Did I just say that out loud? You know Johnny's nominated for playing Jack Valenti's worst nightmare; a slightly gay pirate."

• (Unnamed) "We're so thankful that The Lord of The Rings did not qualify in this category."

• (Unnamed) "All of the hobbits' wardrobe is now for sale at The House of DeVito, if anyone is interested."

• (Unnamed) "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm rich."
• (Unnamed) "You wanna talk about rich honey?"

• (Unnamed) "Our next presenter (Charlize Theron) is nominated for her role of a hiking, serial killing prostitute. Great, just what we need."

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