8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Quotes

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter ended its run in 1970.

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Quotes

• (Peter Griffin) "What was the point of all that? Al it does it shoot ya. It doesn't make breakfast at all. Augh."

• (Liddane) "Hi, gorgeous man."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, you -- Must I lock up your tongue with the rest of the silver?"
• (Liddane) "Stewie, this is Jeremy."
• (Jeremy) "Hey, little man."
• (Jeremy) "So you're the guy who's been trying to steal my girlfriend."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Wha- you- Girlfriend? Oh, what kind of sick, twisted game are you playing at?"
• (Liddane) "Stewie sounds a little cranky. I'll put him to bed."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Ha. I've got your hat. Take that, Hatless. Now go back to the quad and resume your hacky-sack tourney. I'm not going to lie down for some frat-boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal bandits and his Abercrombie & Fitch long-sleeved, open-stitch, crew-neck Henley smoking his sticky-buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded "Simpsons" episodes every night. Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow." Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "So does everyone else. That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning. The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder."

• (Glen Quagmire) "Hey Peter, uh -- you have a card for if you transferred V.D. to somebody?"
• (Peter Griffin) "Uh, lets see here -- uh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D.""
• (Glen Quagmire) "Huh? That's all you have is "accidental", huh? All right, I'll take it."

• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, my God, Jeremy's still in the trunk. How long has it been? Two weeks. Nope, he's dead."

• (Peter Griffin) "Hey, Mort -- do these suppositories come in any other flavors?"
• (Mort Goldman) "Peter, are you EATING those?"
• (Peter Griffin) "No, I'm shoving them up my butt -- of course I'm eating them."

• (Stewie Griffin) "So, um -- this is uh -- awkward, but uh -- have we ever actually, you know, met ? I mean I don't even know, say for example, if you have a room up there. You know? A room? I have a room. You know Meg if you kill yourself now you'll probably get a full page in the yearbook. So, umm -- you know thats something to think abou --"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Oops, just burped."

• (Peter Griffin) "Hey, Mort, let me get a package of condoms. Oh, and I guess I'll need some Excedrin too because Lois has a headache "this big". Hah-hah. Did you see? It's like from the commercial, only I pointed at my junk."
• (Mort Goldman) "All right, Peter. That'll be $7.22."
• (Peter Griffin) "Oh, jeez, Mort, I didn't bring any money."
• (Mort Goldman) "Well, I suppose I could just open up a tab --"
• (Peter Griffin) "What, you mean I wouldn't have to pay you?"
• (Mort Goldman) "Well, not right away --"
• (Peter Griffin) "In that case let me get this stack of Marie Claires, you know, in case I want to rub out the easy one before we start --"

• (Neil Goldman) "Am I late for the Q&A?"
• (Lois Griffin) "Yes, but you're just in time for the T&A."

• (Lois Griffin) "Peter, you got me a card "I'm sorry for selling our daughter.""
• (Peter Griffin) "Do you know how hard it was to find one of those in English?"

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