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A Benihana Christmas Quotes

A Benihana Christmas is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . A Benihana Christmas ended in 1970.

A Benihana Christmas Quotes

  • (Dwight Schrute) "It appears we're one bathrobe short."
  • (Michael Scott) "Take it from Toby."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I am here for Michael?"
  • (Michael Scott) "I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled."
  • (Stanley Hudson) "You can't cancel a holiday."
  • (Michael Scott) "Keep it up, Stanley, and you'll lose New Year's."
  • (Stanley Hudson) "What does that mean?"
  • (Michael Scott) "Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley."
  • (Jim Halpert) "You just had a rebound."
  • (Michael Scott) "I had a rebound."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction. But, when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart."
  • (Michael Scott) "Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then -- Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'."
  • (Karen Filippelli) "Does anyone ever stand up to Angela? Or --"
  • (Pam Beesly) "I think one of her cats did once. She came in with scratches all over her face."
  • (Jim Halpert) "What do we have here?"
  • (Dwight Schrute) "What does it look like?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "Dead goose."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "And circle gets the square."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Pam and Karen, I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately."
  • (Pam Beesley) "You can't do that."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "As ranking number three in this office, I am order --"
  • (Andy) "I'm number three."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "You're number four."
  • (Andy) "Yeah, but I'm number three."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Uh, no."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately. They will be returned to you on January 4th."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Okay, I think I can help here."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Okay, good. They --"
  • (Jim Halpert) "As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees, and I am the sole member of the committee. The committee act on this now."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Okay, this is stupid."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Could you please keep it down? I'm in session."
  • (Jim Halpert) "I have determined that this committee is valid."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "What? No. No. Wait. Wait, wait, wait."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Permission to join the Validity Committee."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Permission denied."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Damn it."
  • (Michael Scott) "You walk out that door and it is over."
  • (Carol Stills) "I know."
  • (Angela) "Hey. Excuse me. Waitress lady. Hey. Where do you think you're going with that?"
  • (Nikki) "I thought I could have it."
  • (Angela) "No, you can't have it. I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack."
  • (Angela) "Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch."
  • (Phyllis Lapin) "I thought you said green was whorish."
  • (Angela) "No. Orange is whorish."
  • (Karen Filippelli) "So, I had a couple ideas to make the Stamford branch feel more at home. Each year, we have a Christmas raffle --"
  • (Angela) "It would never work here."
  • (Karen Filippelli) "Okay. Um, another idea was karaoke."
  • (Angela) "No."
  • (Karen Filippelli) "A Christmas drinking game?"
  • (Meredith) "Yes."
  • (Angela) "God help you."
  • (Karen Filippelli) "What?"
  • (Angela) "These are all terrible ideas. And none of them are on the theme of a Nutcracker Christmas. I think you should leave."
  • (Karen Filippelli) "You're kidding."
  • (Angela) "You tried this out, and it's clearly not for you. It's time to go. Come on. Please? Thank you."
  • (Michael Scott) "Hey. I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candy Pams. And perhaps some Pam chops -- with mint."
  • (Pam Beesly) "Can I help you Michael?"
  • (Michael Scott) "I'm looking for the Toy Drive box."
  • (Pam Beesly) "It's behind you."
  • (Michael Scott) "Okay. Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it will fit, with all these little knickknacks."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Wow. What kind of bike is that?"
  • (Michael Scott) "Um. I don't know. Average kind."
  • (Kevin Malone) "That tires look pretty worn."
  • (Michael Scott) "Well, that is probably from the test drive."
  • (Jim Halpert) "But the paint is chipping. Is that your old bike, Michael?"
  • (Michael Scott) "No."

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