A Boy in a Tree Quotes

A Boy in a Tree is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . A Boy in a Tree completed its run in 1970.

A Boy in a Tree Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I've been thinking about your whole "something stinks" aptitude."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah?"
• (Unnamed) "I think you have a subconscious knack for reading body language. Stress in the voice, other subtle yet discernible indicators. It's not mysterious, but it is impressive, and in the future --"
• (Unnamed) "-- I will try to accord it an appropriate degree of objective worth."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you, Temperance. I appreciate that. So, uh, what part of "this is mine" did you not understand? Have to say it in Latin?"
• (Unnamed) "Absit invidia."

• (Unnamed) "The sign says Wong Fu's."
• (Unnamed) "Family name change at Ellis Island."

• (Unnamed) "I didn't talk to anybody in high school. I didn't kill myself."
• (Unnamed) "That wasn't high school. It was an experimental eugenics program."

• (Unnamed) "I am going to need an evidence bag."
• (Unnamed) "Heads up."
• (Unnamed) "I am going to need a bigger bag."

• (Unnamed) "Omnia Mea Mecum Porto. What does that mean: regular people stay out?"
• (Unnamed) "I carry with me all my things."

• (Unnamed) "What about your gut?"
• (Unnamed) "My gut says it stinks."
• (Unnamed) "If he smells with his gut, what does he use his nose for?"

• (Unnamed) "Agent Booth, if you decide this is a suicide, it becomes my problem, correct?"
• (Unnamed) "Actually, the person who decides if this was a suicide is me."
• (Unnamed) "Let's give the bone lady some room."

• (Unnamed) "You were right about the school, serving pudding."
• (Unnamed) "Stirring the pudding --"

• (Unnamed) "I can't ride a bike or drive a car --"
• (Unnamed) "-- or, apparently, please a woman."

• (Unnamed) "Sometime, when you're not busy, I wonder if I could ask you a few questions about sexual positions?"
• (Unnamed) "If you even try, I will take out my gun and shoot you between the eyes."

• (Headmaster) "Given your hostility, it's time we bring in a lawyer to advise us."
• (Unnamed) "Or you take my advice. If you don't answer my questions, I'll take you down to FBI headquarters in handcuffs."
• (Unnamed) "He'll do it. He doesn't like you."

• (Unnamed) "In order for an investigation to occur, you, Dr. Brennan, have to declare it a murder."
• (Unnamed) "Without an investigation, we can't find out if it's a murder, but there'll be no investigation unless Dr. Brennan declares it to be a murder."
• (Unnamed) "Shall I send for a philosopher?"
• (Unnamed) "Look, you're very experienced within your field, on bones and such, right? Doesn't your gut say "suicide"?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't actually use my gut for that, sir."
• (Unnamed) "She really, really doesn't."
• (Unnamed) "Like all of us at the Jeffersonian, Dr. Brennan prefers science to the digestive tract."

• (Unnamed) "The evidence is ambiguous at best."
• (Unnamed) "Well, unambiguise it, please, Dr. Goodman."

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