A Close Shave Quotes

A Close Shave is a television program that first aired in 1970 . A Close Shave ended in 1970.

It features Carla Shelley as producer, Julian Nott in charge of musical score, and Dave Alex Riddett as head of cinematography.

Each episode of A Close Shave is 31 minutes (NTSC) long. A Close Shave is distributed by BBC.

The cast includes: Peter Sallis as Wallace, and Anne Reid as Wendolene.

A Close Shave Quotes

Peter Sallis as Wallace

• (Wendolene Ramsbottom) "He's malfunctioning."
• (Peter Sallis) "Mal what?"
• (Wendolene Ramsbottom) "Malfunctioning. Preston is a cyberdog."
• (Peter Sallis) "Cyber what?"
• (Wendolene Ramsbottom) "A robot. Daddy created him for good, but he's turned out evil."

• (Peter Sallis) "Where'd you get that from? That's MY machine. I've got patent pending on that."

• (Peter Sallis) "Won't you come in? We were just about to have some cheese."
• (Anne Reid) "Oh no, not cheese. Sorry. Brings me out in a rash. Can't stand the stuff."
• (Peter Sallis) "Not even Wensleydale?"

• (Wendolene Ramsbottom) "I'm sorry about this."
• (Peter Sallis) "For what?"
• (Wendolene Ramsbottom) "Nothing. Just stay away from me, from my shop, and my silly, silly windows."

• (Peter Sallis) "Is this place yours?"
• (Wendolene Ramsbottom) "Mm-hmm. My father left it to me. Along with his debts, and a few other things."

• (Peter Sallis) "Oh, brilliant teamwork, lads."
• (Peter Sallis) "Oh."

• (Peter Sallis) "What's wrong with Wensleydale? Talking of which, all the more for us. And not a sheep to worry us."
• (Peter Sallis) "Get off me cheese. Get off. Get o -- Gromit? Gromit. Go for 'im. Oh."

• (Peter Sallis) "I suppose you'll have to skip the country, now. A fugitive, ay? You'll be hunted down like -- well, a dog."

• (Wendolene Ramsbottom) "Yer dog's waiting."
• (Peter Sallis) "Aye, I'd better see to him. The bounce has gone from his bungee."

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