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A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! Quotes

A Colbert Christmas: is a TV show that was first aired in 2008 on Comedy Central (USA). A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! ended in 1970.

It features Allison Silverman as producer, and David Javerbaum as composer.

Each episode of A Colbert Christmas: is 60 minutes long. A Colbert Christmas: is produced by Viacom.

A Colbert Christmas: Quotes

  • (Jon Stewart) "We have latkas --"
  • (Stephen Colbert) "What are they?"
  • (Jon Stewart) "-- potato pancakes. We have dreidels --"
  • (Stephen Colbert) "What are they?"
  • (Jon Stewart) "-- wooden tops. We have candles --"
  • (Stephen Colbert) "What are they?"
  • (Jon Stewart) "They are candles."
  • (Elvis Costello) "Thank you, Father Christmas. You got me just what I wanted most: the gift of not being digested by a bear."
  • (Elvis Costello) "Thank you Father Christmas. You got me just what I wanted most: the gift of not being digested by a bear."
  • (Stephen Colbert) "Say something a bear would never say."
  • (Toby Keith) "I hate honey."
  • (Stephen Colbert) "OK, it checks out."
  • (Stephen Colbert) "Listen, you must be cold. Why don't you warm yourself up by the fire and I'll get us some eggnog."
  • (John Legend) "Sounds good. You mind if I take the mute off?"
  • (Stephen Colbert) "What are you doing in my nativity scene?"
  • (Willie Nelson) "Stephen, right now I'm so high you're hallucinating."
  • (Stephen Colbert) "Whoa."
  • (Stephen Colbert) "There's enough rum in here to blind a pirate."
  • (Elvis Costello) "Wait."
  • (Elvis Costello) "Jingle Man, Christmas Boy, fighting crime with toys."
  • (Stephen Colbert) "That's it. I'm gonna put on a pot of coffee, Elvis. We got a Christmas special to write."
  • (Stephen Colbert) "I love "White Christmas" and "Silver Bells" and "Puff the Magic Dragon", but I found out when you sing those old holiday standards, someone else gets the royalty check. That doesn't sound like Christmas to me."
  • (Jon Stewart) "I just heard on the radio; the Jonas Brothers have fallen through the ice."
  • (Stephen Colbert) "And?"
  • (Jon Stewart) "They will be missed."

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