A Crack in the Floor Quotes

A Crack in the Floor is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . A Crack in the Floor completed its run in 1970.

A Crack in the Floor is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A Crack in the Floor is 90 minutes long. A Crack in the Floor is distributed by Norris Johnson Productions.

A Crack in the Floor Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You know what's good about that suppository? When she farts, it's gonna smell like southern fried chicken. You hold that in your heart."

• (Unnamed) "Take the chicken wing, it's soft, and use it as a suppository. Leave it in for 10 minutes, it'll take you out of your misery."

• (Unnamed) "You know those city folk, they just don't know how."
• (Unnamed) "How to what?"
• (Unnamed) "Everything."

• (Unnamed) "Would you like to snap one of 'em's neck? I got a lot out in the back, and the minute they die, you can smell the rabies leave their body. It's spectacular."

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