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A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints Quotes

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints is a television show that debuted in 1970 . A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints stopped airing in 1970.

It features Clara Markowicz as producer, Jonathan Elias in charge of musical score, and Éric Gautier as head of cinematography.

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints is 98 minutes long. A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints is distributed by First Look Studios.

The cast includes: Robert Downey Jr. as Dito, Anthony DeSando as Frank, Rosario Dawson as Laurie, Chazz Palminteri as Monty, Adam Scarimbolo as Guiseppe, and Eleonore Hendricks as Jenny.

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints Quotes

Chazz Palminteri as Monty

  • (Young Dito) "What if I did go? What if I went to Manhattan, or I went somewhere else, like -- I don't know."
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "Come on Dito, you're not going anywhere, come on."

Adam Scarimbolo as Guiseppe

  • (Adam Scarimbolo) "Hell yea; when can I get in on that s***?"
  • (Eleonore Hendricks) "f*** off, Guiseppe."
  • (Adam Scarimbolo) "All I'm sayin' is that if I was an ugly bitch and two hot dudes like us wanted to f*** me, I'd be into it."
  • (Adam Scarimbolo) "My name is Guiseppe and I'm Antonio's brother."

Robert Downey Jr. as Dito

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Rosario Dawson as Laurie

  • (Rosario Dawson) "You think you're a f***in' man? That's just a tail between your legs."
  • (Rosario Dawson) "You want it straight? 'Cause I'm the only f***ing one who's gonna tell you for some f***ing reason. You killed him. You killed your father when you left. Are you hearing me? You f***ing killed him. You left a trail of blood when you left. So forget me, forget all this s***, forget it, alright? You killed your mother, and you killed your father. And for the past f***ing 20 years, he's been dying; just waiting for you to come home. Say 'Daddy, you f***ed up.' 'Daddy, I f***ing hate your guts.' Daddy whatever the f*** you need to get out of your angsty little f***ing head --"
  • (Robert Downey Jr.) "Touch my head one more f***ing time I'm gonna go nuts --"
  • (Rosario Dawson) "Go ahead, go f***ing nuts. Go f***ing nuts. Let it out. Stop f***ing running away. You think you're a f***ing man, that's just a f***ing tail between your legs. Go home and take care of your mother. Go home and take care of your father. That's going to make you a f***ing man. That's all you got left. 'Cause if you don't do that s***, it's too f***ing late."

Eleonore Hendricks as Jenny

  • (Eleonore Hendricks) "My name is Jenny and everyone's a f***ing joke."
  • (Young Nerf) "Which one of you, which one of you is gonna suck me off first?"
  • (Young Nerf) "You? You?"
  • (Diane) "What you got? You got nothin'."
  • (Young Antonio) "How about that?"
  • (Eleonore Hendricks) "No, I like it. It's cute; I like it."

Anthony DeSando as Frank

  • (Anthony DeSando) "How loud is this f***ing city?"
  • (Anthony DeSando) "Listen to Dito. He knows when it's time to go."

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