A.I. Artificial Intelligence Quotes

A.I. Artificial Intelligence is a television program that debuted in 1970 . A.I. Artificial Intelligence completed its run in 1970.

It features Kathleen Kennedy, Steven Spielberg, and Bonnie Curtis as producer, John Williams in charge of musical score, and Janusz Kamiński as head of cinematography.

A.I. Artificial Intelligence is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A.I. Artificial Intelligence is 146 minutes long. A.I. Artificial Intelligence is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Frances O'Connor as Monica, Haley Joel Osment as David, Jude Law as Gigolo Joe, Jack Angel as Teddy, Robin Williams as Dr. Know, Haley Joel Osment as David 2, Jude Law as Gigolo Jane, Chris Rock as Cop, Sam Robards as Henry Swinton, Jake Thomas as Martin Swinton, Jack Angel as Todd, and Haley Joel Osment as Kid.

A.I. Artificial Intelligence Quotes

Haley Joel Osment as David

• (Haley Joel Osment) "I like your floor."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Can you read? Can you sit down and we can read together? Let's be friends."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "You can't have her."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I can't hear you."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "She's mine. And I'm the only one."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I'm David. I'm David. I'm David. I'm David. I'm David. I'm David. I'm David. I'm David. I'm special. I'm unique. I'm David. You can't have her."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "I found you."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Hi."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Hi."
• (Frances O'Connor) "I must have dozed off. How long have I --"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Would you like some coffee? Just the way you like it?"
• (Frances O'Connor) "Yeah, I'd love a coffee. It'll wake me up."

• (Blue Mecha) "You have been searching for me, haven't you, David?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "For my whole life."
• (Blue Mecha) "And what, after all this time, have you come to ask me?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I have a wish to make."
• (Blue Mecha) "And what is your wish?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Please make me a real boy -- so my mommy will love me and let me stay with her."
• (Blue Mecha) "David, I will do anything that is possible, but I cannot make you a real boy."

• (Professor Hobby) "David."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "My brain is falling out."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Mommy, will you die?"
• (Frances O'Connor) "Well, one day, David, yes, I will."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I'll be alone."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Don't worry yourself so."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "How long will you live?"
• (Frances O'Connor) "For ages. For 50 years"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I love you, Mommy. I hope you never die. Never."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Yes."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Tell me where I can find the Blue Fairy."
• (Robin Williams) "Question me, you pay the fee. Two for five, you get one free."
• (Jude Law) "He means two questions cost five Newbucks with a third question on the house. In this day and age, David, nothing costs more than information."

• (Specialist (evolved mecha)) "David, I often felt a sort of envy of human beings -- of that thing they call 'spirit.' Human beings have created a million explanations of the meaning of life -- in art, in poetry, and mathematical formulas. Certainly, human beings must be the key to the meaning of existence. But human beings no longer existed. So, we began a project -- that would make it possible to recreate the living body of a person long dead -- from the DNA in a fragment of bone or mummified skin. We also wondered, would it be possible -- to retrieve a memory trace in resonance with a recreated body? And you know what we found? We found the very fabric of space-time itself appeared to store information -- about every event which had ever occured in the past. But the experiment was a failure, for those who were resurrected only lived through a single day of renewed life. When the resurectees fell asleep on the night of their first new day they died again. As soon as they became unconcious, their very existence faded away into darkness. So you see, David. The equations have shown that once an individual space-time part had been used, it could not be reused. If we bring your mother back now it will only be for one day, and then you will never be able to see her again."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Maybe; Maybe she will be special. Maybe she will stay."
• (Specialist (evolved mecha)) "I thought this would be hard for you to understand. You were created to be so young."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Maybe the one day will be like that one day inside the amphibicopter. Maybe it will last forever."
• (Specialist (evolved mecha)) "David, you are the enduring memory of the human race. The most lasting proof of their genius. We only want for your happiness. David, you've had so little of that."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "If you want for my happiness, then you know what you have to do."
• (Specialist (evolved mecha)) "Listen. Can you hear that? The new morning has come. Go to her, David. She's just waking up this instant."

• (Mechanic) "Would you be so kind and shut down my pain receivers?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Why is this happening?"
• (Chris Rock) "History repeats itself. It's of blood and electricity."
• (TV Face) "So, when the opportunities avail themselves, they pick away at us -- cutting back our numbers so they can maintain numerical superiority."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "The Blue Fairy is all right."
• (Jack Angel) "What happened?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I don't know."
• (Jack Angel) "We are in a cage."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Blue Fairy? Please. Please, please make me into a real, live boy. Please. Blue Fairy? Please. Please. Make me real. Blue Fairy, please. Please make me real. Please make me a real boy. Please, Blue Fairy. Make me into a real boy. Please."

• (Stage Manager) "No one builds children. No one ever has. What would be the point?"
• (Lord Johnson-Johnson) "He could be a custom job. Some rich and lonely scaredy puss's pretend child."
• (TV Face) "I'm a custom job. Seventy-five years ago I was Time Magazine's Mecha of the year."
• (Stage Manager) "No, this work is first-rate. A lot of love went into him. David? You are one of a kind. You know that? Who made you?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "My mommy made me."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "It's okay, Mommy. It doesn't hurt."

• (FemMecha Nanny) "What's your name?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "My name is David."
• (FemMecha Nanny) "Hello, David. How old are you?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I don't know."
• (FemMecha Nanny) "Do you need someone to take care of you? Would you like a nanny? I have many good references."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Do you know where the Blue Fairy lives?"

• (Haley Joel Osment) "My mommy doesn't hate me -- because I'm special and unique. Because there's never been anyone like me before, ever. Mommy loves Martin because he is real, and when I am real -- Mommy's going to read to me and tuck me in my bed and sing to me -- and listen to what I say and she will cuddle with me -- and tell me every day, a hundred times a day, that she loves me."

• (Lord Johnson-Johnson) "Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls and children of all ages. What will they think of next? See here. A bitty-bot, ticker toy, a living doll. Of course, we all know why they made them. To steal your hearts, to replace your children. This is the latest generation in a series of insults to human dignity -- and in their grand scheme to phase out all of God's little children. Meet the next generation of child designed -- to do just that."
• (Lord Johnson-Johnson) "Do not be fooled -- by the artistry of this creation. No doubt there was talent in the crafting of this simulator. Yet with the very first strike -- you will see the big lie come apart before your very eyes."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Don't burn me. Don't burn me. I'm not Pinocchio. Don't make me die. I'm David. I'm David. I'm David."
• (Voice in the Crowd) "Mecha don't plead for their lives. Who is that? He looks like a boy."
• (Lord Johnson-Johnson) "Built like a boy to disarm us. See how they try to imitate our emotions now."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I'm David."
• (Lord Johnson-Johnson) "Whatever performance this Sim puts on, remember: We are only demolishing artificially. Let he who is without Sim -- cast the first stone."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Is this the place they make you real?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "This is the place they make you read."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Is 50 years a long time?"
• (Jack Angel) "I don't think so."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Where am I? This looks like my house, but it is different."
• (Blue Mecha) "Yes, it is different, but it's also your home. We read your mind, and it's all here. There's nothing too small that you didn't store for us to remember. We so want you to be happy. You are so important to us, David. You are unique in all the world."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Will Mommy be coming home soon? Is she out shopping with Martin?"
• (Blue Mecha) "David, she can never come home -- because 2,000 years have passed, and she is no longer living. Dearest David, when you are lonely, we can bring back other people from your time in the past."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "If you can bring back other people, why can't you bring back her?"
• (Blue Mecha) "Because we can only bring back people -- whose bodies we dig up from the ice. We need some physical sample of the person, like a bone or a fingernail."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Are you her?"
• (Jude Law) "That's Our Lady of the Immaculate Heart."
• (Jude Law) "The ones who made us are always looking for the ones who made them. They go in, fold their hands, look around their feed, sing songs -- and when they come out it's usually me they find. I've picked up a lot of business on this spot."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "How can the Blue Fairy -- make -- a robot -- into a real live boy?"
• (Robin Williams) "Come away, O human child, to the waters and the wild -- with a fairy hand in hand, for the world's more full of weeping than you can understand. Your quest will be perilous, yet the rewards is beyond price. In his book, 'How Can A Robot Become Human?' Professor Allen Hobby writes of the power -- which will transform Mecha into Orga."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Will you tell me how to find her?"
• (Robin Williams) "Discovery is quite possible. Our Blue Fairy does exist in one place, and in one place only. At the end of the world where the lions weep. Here is the place where dreams are born."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Is it a game?"
• (Frances O'Connor) "Yes. Hide-and-seek."
• (Frances O'Connor) "I found you."

Jude Law as Gigolo Joe

• (Jude Law) "She will make you a real boy, for I will make her a real woman. And all will be right with the world because you held my hand -- and saved my brain, so that once again my customers my ask for me by name; 'Gigolo Joe, what do ya know?'"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Why do you do that?"
• (Jude Law) "That's just what I do."
• (Jude Law) "Now, follow me and don't fall behind. All roads lead to Rouge. Don't they just say that, eh? Don't they just?"

• (Jude Law) "I am --"
• (Jude Law) "I was."

• (Jude Law) "Say 'Ah.'"

• (Jude Law) "Is Blue Fairy Mecha, Orga, man or woman?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Woman."
• (Jude Law) "'Woman'? I know women."
• (Jude Law) "They sometimes ask for me by name. I know all about women. About as much as there is to know, no two are ever alike, And after they've met me, no two -- are ever the same. And I know where most of them can be found."

• (Jude Law) "Exactly what name do you give this woman?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "She is -- just Blue Fairy."
• (Jude Law) "Blue Fairy. In the world of Orga, blue is the color of melancholy. Yet, the services I provide will put a blush back on anyone's cheek. I will change the color of your fairy for you. She will scream out in the moonlight, 'Oh. Oh yes. Oh God. Oh, yes. Oh, God. Oh, God.'"

• (Jude Law) "They hate us, you know -- The humans. They'll stop at nothing."

• (Jude Law) "She loves what you do for her, as my customers love what it is I do for them. But she does not love you, David. She cannot love you. You are neither flesh nor blood. You are not a dog a cat or a canary. You were designed and built specific like the rest of us -- and you are alone now only because they tired of you -- or replaced you with a younger model -- or were displeased with something you said or broke. They made us too smart, too quick and too many. We are suffering for the mistakes they made because when the end comes, all that will be left is us. That's why they hate us. And that is why you must stay here -- with me."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Goodbye, Joe."

• (Jude Law) "When you become a real boy, remember me to the ladies when you grow up."

• (Jude Law) "Miss Bevins, It's Joe. At your service. I've been counting the seconds since last we met."
• (Jude Law) "Have you been crying, Samantha? I found a tear."

• (Jude Law) "Many a Mecha has gone to the end of the world -- never to come back. That is why they call the end of the world 'Man-hattan.'"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "And that is why we must go there."
• (Jude Law) "Wait. What if the Blue Fairy isn't real at all, David? What if she's magic? The supernatural is the hidden web that unites the universe. Only Orga believe what cannot be seen or measured. It is that oddness that separates our species. Or what if the Blue Fairy is an electronic parasite -- that has a reason to haunt the minds of artificial intelligence?"

• (Jude Law) "Are these the wounds of passion?"
• (Patricia in Mirrored Room) "Do you hear that music?"
• (Jude Law) "You -- are a goddess, Patricia. You wind me up inside. But you deserve so much better in your life. You deserve -- me."

• (Jude Law) "Are you in trouble? Have you run away from someone?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "My mommy told me to run away."
• (Jude Law) "Why did she say that?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I guess -- because Henry didn't like me."
• (Jude Law) "Why was that?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Martin came home."
• (Jude Law) "And who is he?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Martin is Mommy and Henry's real son. After I find the Blue Fairy, then I can go home. Mommy will love a real boy. The Blue Fairy will make me into one."

• (Jude Law) "There are girls your age who are just like me. We are the guiltless pleasures of the lonely human being. You're not gonna get us pregnant or have us to supper with Mommy and Daddy. We work under you, we work on you and we work for you. Man made us better at what we do than was ever humanly possible."
• (Jude Law) "If you could manage us a lift to Rouge City, all this -- and much, much more -- can be yours."
• (Teen in Van) "Get in."

• (Patricia in mirrored room) "I'm afraid."
• (Jude Law) "Of me?"
• (Patricia in mirrored room) "Yes."
• (Jude Law) "That I will hurt you?"
• (Patricia in mirrored room) "Yes."
• (Jude Law) "I think -- you're afraid of letting go. I think you're afraid of happiness. And this is starting to excite me. Are you afraid of seeing the stars, Patricia? I can show you how to reach them."
• (Patricia in mirrored room) "I'm afraid of what you've got under there. May I see what it looks like first?"
• (Jude Law) "Is this your first time -- with something like me?"
• (Patricia in mirrored room) "I've never been with Mecha."
• (Jude Law) "That makes two of us."
• (Patricia in mirrored room) "I'm afraid it will hurt."
• (Jude Law) "Patricia, once you've had a lover robot, you'll never want a real man -- again."

• (Jude Law) "Hey Joe, what do ya know?"
• (Jude Law) "Hey Jane. How's the game?"

• (Jude Law) "That's Tails. Very hoity-toity. I've yet to be asked to perform there. Only sunrise gents and sunset ladies. Strictly Sierra class robots who have no idea how to live. Can't even speak English. All made in Sweden. Couldn't tell a joke from a poke."

• (Jude Law) "Hey Joe, what do ya know? How many seconds has it been since -- the last time you two were together?"
• (Jude Law) "Two hundred fifty-five thousand one hundred thirty-three seconds."
• (The Murderer) "Goodbye, Sam. And never forget. You killed me first."
• (Jude Law) "I'm in bad trouble."

• (Jude Law) "Rouge City. Across the Delaware. Too far for our feet. We'll need help to get there. And -- it is not without peril."
• (Jude Law) "We will have to journey -- towards the moon."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Are there many women in Rouge City?"
• (Jude Law) "As there are stars at night."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Then how will we find just one?"
• (Jude Law) "We will ask Dr. Know. There is nothing he doesn't."

• (Jude Law) "They love how you make them feel."

Jack Angel as Teddy

• (Jack Angel) "He's Mecha."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "What's Mecha?"
• (Jack Angel) "We're organic, your mechanical. Orga, Mecha. Orga, Mecha. Orga, Mecha."
• (Jake Thomas) "Todd, stop."
• (Jack Angel) "I didn't even know they made little kids. Can you pee?"
• (Jack Angel) "I cannot."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Then let's see what you can't pee with."

• (Jack Angel) "David?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Yes, Teddy?"
• (Jack Angel) "Do you remember when you cut some of Mommy's hair?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Henry shook me."
• (Jack Angel) "And you dropped some of Mommy's hair."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I know."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Now you can bring her back, can't you?"
• (Specialist (evolved mecha)) "Give him what he wants."
• (Blue Mecha) "Dearest David, your wish is my command."

Frances O'Connor as Monica

• (Frances O'Connor) "I mean, Henry, did you see his face? He's; He's so real. But he's not."
• (Sam Robards) "No, he's not."
• (Frances O'Connor) "I mean, inside he's like all the rest, isn't he?"
• (Sam Robards) "A hundred miles of fiber, yeah."
• (Frances O'Connor) "But outside, he just looks so real; Like he is a real child."
• (Sam Robards) "A Mecha child"
• (Frances O'Connor) "A child."

• (Frances O'Connor) "I will not let you take him back. You told me what would happen --"
• (Sam Robards) "Think about this. If he was created to love, then it's reasonable to assume he knows how to hate. And if pushed to those extremes, what is he really capable of?"

• (Frances O'Connor) "I can't accept this. There is no substitute for your own child."

• (Frances O'Connor) "How late do they let you stay up?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I can never go to sleep. But I can lay quietly and not make a peep."

• (Narrator) "David had never had a birthday party because David had never been born, so they baked a cake and lit some candles."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Now, make a wish."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "It came true already."

• (Frances O'Connor) "David, listen. Now -- you won't understand the reasons, but -- I have; I have to leave you here."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Is it a game?"
• (Frances O'Connor) "No."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "When will you come back for me?"
• (Frances O'Connor) "I'm not, David. You'll have to be here by yourself."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Alone?"
• (Frances O'Connor) "With Teddy."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, Mommy, please. No, no. Please, Mommy, no."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Shh. Shh. Shh. They will destroy you, David. Please, David."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "No. No, Mommy. I'm sorry I broke myself. I'm so sorry I cut your hair off -- And I'm sorry I hurt you and I hurt Martin."
• (Frances O'Connor) "I have to go. I have to go. Stop it. Stop it. I have to go now."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Mommy, no. Mommy. Mommy, if Pinocchio became a real -- and I become a real boy, can I come home?"
• (Frances O'Connor) "That's just a story."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "But a story tells what happens."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Stories are not real. You're not real. Now, listen to me. Look. Look. Take this, all right? Take this. Don't let anyone see how much it is, okay? Now, look, don't go that way. Look. Look at me. Look. Don't go that way. Go anywhere but that way or they'll catch you. Don't ever let them catch you. Listen, stay away from Flesh Fairs, away from where there are lots of people. Stay away from all people. Only others like you. Only Mecha are safe."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Why do you wanna leave me? Why do you wanna leave me? I'm sorry I'm not real. If you let me, I'll be so real for you."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Let go. Let go, David. Let go."
• (Frances O'Connor) "I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the world."

• (Frances O'Connor) "Henry, what are you doing?"
• (Sam Robards) "I love you. Don't kill me."

• (Frances O'Connor) "Now, I'm gonna read some words. And, uh, they won't make any sense, but I want you to listen to them anyway -- and look at me all the time. Can you do that?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Yes, Monica."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Can you feel my hand on the back of your neck?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Yes."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Does any of this hurt?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "No."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Okay, now, look at me. Ready? Cirrus. Socrates. Particle. Decibel. Hurricane. Dolphin. Tulip. Monica. David. Monica."
• (Frances O'Connor) "All right. I wonder if I did that right. I don't --"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "What were those words for, Mommy?"
• (Frances O'Connor) "What did you call me?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Mommy."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Who am I, David?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "You are my Mommy."

• (Frances O'Connor) "His name is Teddy. Teddy, this is David."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Hello, Teddy."
• (Jack Angel) "Hello, David."
• (Frances O'Connor) "David, Teddy is a super toy, and I know you two will take good care of each other."
• (Jack Angel) "I am not a toy."

• (Frances O'Connor) "I must be confused. What day is it?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "It is -- today."

Jake Thomas as Martin Swinton

• (Jake Thomas) "When's your birthday?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I never had a birthday."
• (Jake Thomas) "Okay. When were you first built? When's your build-day."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I don't remember."
• (Jake Thomas) "Okay, what's the first thing you can remember?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "A bird."
• (Jake Thomas) "What sort of bird?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "A bird with big wings -- and feathers sticking up from the bottom."

• (Jake Thomas) "That looks like a peacock. Can you say peacock?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Peacock."
• (Jake Thomas) "Can you say 'Pee'?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Pee."
• (Jake Thomas) "Now say that two times fast."

• (Jake Thomas) "So I guess now you're the new super toy. So, what good stuff can you do? Oh, can you do power stuff, like uh, walk on the ceiling or the walls? Anti-gravity? Like, float or fly?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Can you?"

Sam Robards as Henry Swinton

• (Sam Robards) "Why did you do that. Why did you do that."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Henry, what are you doing? You're hurting him."
• (Sam Robards) "Talk to me. David, god**** it. Talk to me, David."
• (Frances O'Connor) "Henry, let him go. You're hurting him."
• (Sam Robards) "Why did you do that. Why did you do that."
• (Frances O'Connor) "You're hurting him. Don't break him."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Henry, I wanted mommy to love me -- more."

Robin Williams as Dr. Know

• (Robin Williams) "Starving minds, welcome to Dr. Know, where fast food for thought is served up 24 hours a day -- in 40,000 locations nationwide. Ask Dr. Know. There's nothing I don't."

Chris Rock as Cop

• (Mecha Robot) "Moon on the rise."
• (Chris Rock) "It's the Flesh Fair. They destroy us on stage. I've been there."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "What do we do?"
• (Jack Angel) "We run now."
• (Lord Johnson-Johnson) "Any old iron. Any old iron. Any old iron. Any old Iron. Expel your Mecha. Purge yourselves of artificiality. Come along, now. Let some Mecha loose to run. Any old unlicensed iron down there?"

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