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A Ladder to Heaven Quotes

A Ladder to Heaven is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . A Ladder to Heaven completed its run in 1970.

A Ladder to Heaven Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Maybe you have brain cancer."
  • (Unnamed) "You think so?"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman. You might fall off and break it."
  • (Unnamed) "Saddam, I've been hearing rumors that you're building nuclear weapons up here."
  • (Unnamed) "No, God, I'm building a chocolate chip factory."
  • (Unnamed) "Alright, look. I didn't want to have to say this, but I think maybe we're not seeing Heaven because one of us doesn't believe in it enough."
  • (Unnamed) "Huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Heaven could be like the Pixie-Faries of Bubble-Yum Forest: you only see them if you really believe in them."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "You know, maybe we're not seeing Heaven because one of us is a J-O-O?"
  • (Unnamed) "What does me being a Jew have to do with anything?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because Jews don't believe in Heaven."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, we do. Just not the Christian Heaven."
  • (Unnamed) "Right; your idea of Heaven is getting five dollars off your matzoh ball soup at Barney's Beanery by lying about a hair in it."
  • (Unnamed) "YAAAAAAH."
  • (Unnamed) "A ladder to heaven, that's f***in' stupid."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, so much for our winning ticket. Cartman probably drank that with the rest of Kenny."

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