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A League of Their Own Quotes

A League of Their Own is a television show that debuted in 1970 . A League of Their Own completed its run in 1970.

It features Elliot Abbott as producer, Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and Miroslav Ondříček as head of cinematography.

Each episode of A League of Their Own is 128 minutes long. A League of Their Own is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan, Geena Davis as Dottie Hinson, Lori Petty as Kit Keller, David Strathairn as Ira Lowenstein, Bitty Schram as Evelyn Gardner, Rosie O'Donnell as Doris Murphy, Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino, Anne Ramsay as Helen Haley, Garry Marshall as Walter Harvey, Eddie Jones as Dave Hooch, Mark Holton as Older Stilwell, Lynn Cartwright as Older Dottie, Justin Scheller as Stilwell Gardner, Ann Cusack as Shirley Baker, Bill Pullman as Bob Hinson, Vera Johnson as Older Doris, Eunice Anderson as Older Mae, Pauline Brailsford as Miss Cuthbert, Eugenia McLin as Older Ellen Sue, Geena Davis as Doctor, Freddie Simpson as Ellen Sue Gotlander - Shortstop, and Lori Petty as Ma Keller.

A League of Their Own Quotes

Lori Petty as Ma Keller

  • (Lori Petty) "For goodness sake, Kit, keep your voice down, your father is listening to the radio."
  • (Lori Petty) "Dottie, you going to come with us?"
  • (Geena Davis) "Where are you going?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "A road house called the Sud's Bucket."
  • (Geena Davis) "Ah, no. You know, I'm married --"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "C'mon Dottie, you ain't on the farm any more, live a little bit."
  • (Pauline Brailsford) "Girls, girls, please. Mr. Goosatelli shan't be returning."
  • (Geena Davis) "Hey, what are you going to do about Ms. Cuthbert? How are you going to get past her?"
  • (Lori Petty) "Mae's going to poison her dinner."
  • (Geena Davis) "WHAT?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Ya know they got over a hundred girls here. So some of yous are going home."
  • (Lori Petty) "What do you mean some of us?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "OK, some of them are going home."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Hey, how'd you do that?"
  • (Lori Petty) "Don't run, you'll scare the chickens."
  • (Lori Petty) "Hey, Dottie? thanks for gettin' me into the league."
  • (Geena Davis) "You got yourself into the league. I just got you on the train."
  • (Lori Petty) "My train leaves at eight o'clock, I've got ten minutes to pack."
  • (Geena Davis) "Well, if you have any trouble, you know who to blame."

Freddie Simpson as Ellen Sue Gotlander - Shortstop

  • (Stadium announcer) "Now batting for the Peaches, #5, center fielder, Mae Mordabito."
  • (Racine Catcher) "C'mon, no hitter, no hitter."
  • (Stadium announcer) "Here's the pitch --"
  • (Stadium announcer) "-- there's a shot into right center it's -- up the alley."
  • (Unnamed) "Go to third, go to third, keep goin', Mae."
  • (Freddie Simpson) "Keep goin', Mae, all the way."
  • (Stadium announcer) "She's turning 'round first, she's heading up to third. Mordabito's heading past second."
  • (Racine Catcher) "Go to third, go to third."
  • (Stadium announcer) "She's headed into third."
  • (Geena Davis) "Dirt in the skirt, Mae. Dirt in the skirt."
  • (Umpire) "Safe."
  • (Stadium announcer) "She's in there with a triple."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Time."
  • (Umpire) "Boy, did she smack that one on the kisser. No wonder they call her "All the Way" Mae."

Geena Davis as Dottie Hinson

  • (Geena Davis) "Lay off the high ones."
  • (Lori Petty) "I like the high ones."
  • (Geena Davis) "Mule."
  • (Lori Petty) "Nag."
  • (Geena Davis) "You ever been married?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, let me think -- yeah, twice."
  • (Geena Davis) "Any children?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "One of them was, yeah."
  • (Geena Davis) "In the forty-three years I've been practicing medicine, I never saw a woman throw up that much."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I think it's how she entertains herself, Doc."
  • (Geena Davis) "Can we just hold each other for the rest of our lives?"
  • (Bill Pullman) "That's my plan."
  • (Geena Davis) "Hey, hey, hey, you guys, come on. How hard can it be to make a lineup? Come on."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Oh yeah? Well, why don't you do it, Oregon?"
  • (Geena Davis) "Me?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah, you."
  • (Geena Davis) "Alright, Mae, center field, lead off."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "She's good."
  • (Geena Davis) "It was an important game; it got us into the playoffs."
  • (Lori Petty) "I could have finished."
  • (Geena Davis) "The way you were pitching, Stilwell could have hit off you."
  • (Geena Davis) "Hey, Jimmy, you look like s***. Don't you ever shave?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "We're gonna win -- We're gonna win."
  • (Geena Davis) "I'm so sick of being blamed for every thing that's bothering you. I got you into this league, God damnit. I didn't even want to be here."
  • (Lori Petty) "Then why are you still here?"
  • (Geena Davis) "What did you do to her?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Nothin', we just gave her a dress."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "And a lotta liquor."

Mark Holton as Older Stilwell

  • (Mark Holton) "Hi, Dottie. You remember? "You're gonna lose.""
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Stillwell, angel. My goodness. Where's your mom?"
  • (Mark Holton) "Mom died -- a few years ago."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Oh, I'm sorry. She was a real nice lady, and a damn fine ball player."
  • (Mark Holton) "Yeah. When I heard about this, I -- I felt I owed it to her to be here. She always said it was the best time she ever had in her entire life."

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan

  • (Tom Hanks) "Does he know how good you are?"
  • (Geena Davis) "Bob?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, Hitler. Yes, Bob."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Taking a little day trip?"
  • (Geena Davis) "No, Bob and I are driving home. To Oregon."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You know, I really thought you were a ballplayer."
  • (Geena Davis) "Well, you were wrong."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Was I?"
  • (Geena Davis) "Yeah. It is only a game, Jimmy. It's only a game, and, and, I don't need this. I have Bob; I don't need this. At all."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I, I gave away five years at the end my career, drinking. Five years. And now there isn't anything I wouldn't give to get back any one day of it."
  • (Geena Davis) "Well, we're different."
  • (Tom Hanks) "This is chickens***, Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, I'm in no position to tell anyone how to live. But sneaking out like this, quitting, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that."
  • (Geena Davis) "It just got too hard."
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard -- is what makes it great."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Evelyn, could you come here, you got a second? Which team do you play for?"
  • (Bitty Schram) "Well, I'm a Peach."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh, you zip it, Doris. Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigs***. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?"
  • (Bitty Schram) "No, no, no."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yeah. NO. And do you know why?"
  • (Bitty Schram) "No --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Because there's no crying in baseball. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL. No crying."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, where did you come from?"
  • (Geena Davis) "Well, we got as far as Yellowstone Park -- then we turned back."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Have a little trouble with the bears, did ya?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I'm a god**** Peach."
  • (Tom Hanks) "By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz."
  • (Tom Hanks) "All right, everyone, let's listen up now, listen up. Hey. I don't know what that kid is doing, but get him away from the tape. Stilwell Something important has just happened. I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns out, I get a bonus when we get to the World Series. So, let's play hard, let's play smart, use your heads."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "That's that lump three feet above our ass, right, Jimmy?"
  • (Western Union man) "Excuse Me. Excuse Me. I have a telegram for one of you ladies from the War Department. Let's see here -- boy, I hate these, these are the worst. The least the Army could do is send someone personally, to tell you your husband is dead. Darn, I had the name right here. Well I gotta go back and get this straightened out."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Wait, just give me the telegram."
  • (Western Union man) "I can't. I don't have a name on the checklist."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Just give me the telegram"
  • (Western Union man) "Hey, this is official. This is from the War Department. C'mon, that's official business. I'm coming back."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I'm sorry Betty."
  • (Betty 'Betty Spaghetti' Horn) "No. George."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Keep that kid away from me for just one game."
  • (Umpire) "Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently. Good rule of thumb: treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "What the hell's going on? Why are we stopped?"
  • (Betty 'Betty Spaghetti' Horn) "Lou quit."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Who's Lou?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Bulls***. You can all kiss my ass. That's right, kiss my big hairy ass."

Garry Marshall as Walter Harvey

  • (Garry Marshall) "You go out, wave your cap, give the people a thrill."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Why don't you get an organ grinder, I could do a little dance."
  • (Garry Marshall) "If your knees are up for it, go ahead."
  • (Garry Marshall) "You kind of let me down on that San Antonio job."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I, uh, yeh, I, uh -- I freely admit, sir, I had no right to -- sell off the team's equipment like that; that won't happen again."
  • (Garry Marshall) "Let me be blunt. Are you still a fall-down drunk?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, that is blunt. Ahem. No sir, I've, uh, quit drinking."
  • (Garry Marshall) "You've seen the error of your ways."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, I just can't afford it."
  • (Garry Marshall) "It's funny to you. Your drinking is funny. You're a young man, Jimmy: you still could be playing, if you just would've laid off the booze."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, it's not exactly like that -- I hurt my knee."
  • (Garry Marshall) "You fell out of a hotel. That's how you hurt it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, there was a fire."
  • (Garry Marshall) "Which you started, which I had to pay for."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, now, I was going to send you a thank-you card, Mr. Harvey, but I wasn't allowed anything sharp to write with."

David Strathairn as Ira Lowenstein

  • (David Strathairn) "Do you realize how dedicated these players are? They play with sprained ankles, broken fingers. Sometimes they ride a bus all night to play a double-header the next morning."
  • (Garry Marshall) "I'll make it up to them."
  • (David Strathairn) "What, with Harvey Bars?"
  • (David Strathairn) "This is what it's going to be like in the factories, too, I suppose, isn't it? "The men are back, Rosie, turn in your rivets." We told them it was their patriotic duty to get out of the kitchen and go to work; and now, when the men come back, we'll send them back to the kitchen."
  • (Garry Marshall) "What should we do; send the boys returning from WAR back to the kitchen?"
  • (David Strathairn) "Until you did that, I couldn't tell if you were -- drunk or dead."
  • (Tom Hanks) "It was made very clear to me what I'm supposed to do here. I smile, wave my little hat -- I did that, so when do I get paid?"
  • (David Strathairn) "Now, Jimmy, you have some pretty good ballplayers here. You ought to give them a little bit of your --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ballplayers. I don't have ballplayers, I've got girls. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game."
  • (David Strathairn) "If we paid you a little bit more, Jimmy, do you think you could be just a little more disgusting?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, I could certainly use the money."
  • (David Strathairn) "Great game, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you scratched your balls for an hour."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right."
  • (David Strathairn) "Mr. Harvey, I would like your executive approval for me to take over the league."
  • (Garry Marshall) "What? Ira, aren't you listening to me? All the owners are backing out, there's no point to it anymore. Just let them finish the season, and that's it."
  • (David Strathairn) "I sold you a product when there was no product. This is a product."
  • (Garry Marshall) "There is no room for girls baseball in this country once the war is over."
  • (David Strathairn) "Well, I think you're wrong."
  • (David Strathairn) "And I'm going to prove it to you, Mr. Harvey."
  • (David Strathairn) "Well, Walter, what do you say?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "Alright, Ira. We'll stick with it."

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino

  • (Jon Lovitz) "Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself. Wait here, I'll see if I can dig up a pistol."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Hey, no skin off my ashtabula. You want to stay here plucking cows, that's your business."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Will you shut up."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Did you promise the cows to write?"
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "I don't want you, i want her; The one that hits the ball. You can climb back under the cow."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Come on now, one foot in front of the other, see?"

Rosie O'Donnell as Doris Murphy

  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Balancing the bottom of a baseball bat on the tip of her index finger Hey, Mae."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "What?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Come here and look at this."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Wait a second, Doris."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "I can't wait any longer, so get up."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Tying her shoe, looks up So."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah, so, I ain't done yet. Watch. Flips bat, lands on the opposite side in the palm of her hand"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "That's it?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah, you can't do it."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "I could do it. How long you been working it on it?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "What? Took me about year. Not counting them 2 months I was in the hospital, though. Bat hit me right in the head. Bam."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Really?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yep."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "You had to have knocked your behind 'cause that looks really swollen."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Hey, what the heck kind of a think is that to say to me, Mae?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "I'm sorry."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "That ain't funny."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "I'm sorry. I'm just nervous all right; - Sees Dottie, Kit, and Marla staring at them; -What are you looking at?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah, what are you looking at?"
  • (Geena Davis) "Nothing."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah right, nothing."
  • (Lori Petty) "All these girls gonna be in the league?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "You wish."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah, you do wish."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "They're gonna have 4 teams, 16 girls to a team."
  • (Geena Davis) "To Kit 64 girls."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah, what are you, a genius?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "You know, they got over 100 girls, so, um, some of you are gonna have to go home. Come on, Doris. Some people are real jerks."
  • (Lori Petty) "What do you mean some of us?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Do it."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Throws a baseball at them, Dottie catches it with her bare hand"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Shocked Okay, some of them are going home."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Shocked Hey, how did you do that? How did you do that? Hey, you caught that? Hello?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Doris. Don't take such offense."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Jeez. Let's go practice. She caught it with her bare hand."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Evelyn. Evelyn. I'm sorry but I have to kill your son."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Mae. Mae. Don't use my bat. Use Marla's. It's heavier."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "I knew it, ya killed Ms. Cuthbert."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "We'll bury her, I know a guy."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Evelyn. Your kid ate the line up."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Hey Mae, Mae, your date's here."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "How do I look?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Where'd you get that dress?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Borrowed it."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "It don't fit you, Mae, it's too tight."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "I don't plan on wearing it that long."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Ohh. I don't know why you get dressed at all."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Okay, let's make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "It's the second time he dropped that Bible since she's been in."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Mae. What did you say?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Everything."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops., my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?"

Ann Cusack as Shirley Baker

  • (Mae Mordabito) "Sound it out --"
  • (Ann Cusack) "Kimm --"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Kimono."
  • (Ann Cusack) "Kimono, kimono. Off. And. Gr; Gra; Grabb"d."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Grabbed."
  • (Ann Cusack) "Her. M; mi; mil; mil; milky, milky. White, white. Milky white."
  • (Bitty Schram) "Mae. What are you giving her to read?"
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Oh, what the difference does it make? She's reading, okay? That's the important thing. Now go away, go, shoo, shoo. Go ahead, Shirley, you're doing good."
  • (Ann Cusack) "Thanks, Mae. Milky white bre; breasts."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "It gets really good after that. Look. The delivery boy walks in --"
  • (Charlie Collins, Racine Coach) "You are the first -- Sees Shirley Baker over at the lists Miss, are you supposed to be here or are you on the cut list?"
  • (Ann Cusack) "She doesn't respond"
  • (Charlie Collins, Racine Coach) "Look, I'm sorry, but if you're cut, you need to leave."
  • (Ann Cusack) "Mm-hmm."
  • (Charlie Collins, Racine Coach) "Well, are you cut. Just look on the list. It's either Rockford, Racine, Kenosha, or South Bend."
  • (Ann Cusack) "She turns to the lists, starting to cry when Helen Haley approaches her"
  • (Anne Ramsay) "Hi."
  • (Ann Cusack) "Hi."
  • (Anne Ramsay) "Um, can you read, honey?"
  • (Ann Cusack) "Shakes her head No."
  • (Anne Ramsay) "Alright. What's your name?"
  • (Ann Cusack) "Shirley Baker."
  • (Anne Ramsay) "Shirley Baker. Let's have a look. Looks at the Rockford list first and spots Shirley's name This is you."
  • (Ann Cusack) "Laughs excitedly"
  • (Anne Ramsay) "You're with us, you're a Rockford Peach."
  • (Charlie Collins, Racine Coach) "Smiling Go join your team. Now, you are the first girls in the All American Girls Professional Baseball League. My name is Charlie Collins, I'll be managing the Racine team when the season begins. Now, at the end of practice, today, you're all gonna be fitted for your uniforms and this is what they're gonna look like. A model walks up on the platform in a wool uniform that is complete miniskirt"
  • (Unnamed) "You can't slide in that."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Hey, that's a dress."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "It's half a dress. Excuse me, but that's not a baseball uniform."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah, what do you think we are: Baseball players or ballerinas?"
  • (Lori Petty) "To Dottie It's awfully short."
  • (Geena Davis) "Short? I'm gonna have to squat in that thing."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't wear that. My husband'll kill me."
  • (Anne Ramsay) "Ira Lowenstein approaches Excuse me, Sir."
  • (David Strathairn) "Ladies --"
  • (Anne Ramsay) "Excuse me."
  • (David Strathairn) "If you can't play ball in this, you can't play ball with us. Now, there are 38 girls on a train ride home, who'll play in a bathing suit if I ask them."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Yeah, well, there's no pockets for my cigarettes."
  • (David Strathairn) "Ah, there is no smoking. There is also no drink and no men."
  • (Mae Mordabito) "Mae starts to get up, but Doris pulls her back down."
  • (David Strathairn) "Any activities will be approved by your chaperon. You will also be taking regular classes at Charm and Beauty school."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "For what?"
  • (David Strathairn) "Every girl in this league is going to be a lady."

Anne Ramsay as Helen Haley

  • (Anne Ramsay) "Has anybody seen my new red hat?"
  • (Geena Davis) "Oh piss on your hat."
  • (Anne Ramsay) "That was uncalled for."
  • (Anne Ramsay) "This will be better than a movie."

Lynn Cartwright as Older Dottie

  • (Lynn Cartwright) "You haven't changed one bit."
  • (Eugenia McLin) "Dottie, I married a plastic surgeon."
  • (Margaret) "Tosses catchers mitt into Dottie's suitcase Thought you might need that."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Where'd you find this?"
  • (Margaret) "In one of the boxes after --"
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Dottie tries it out"
  • (Margaret) "Needs oil."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Ha. Who doesn't?"
  • (Margaret) "You ready?"
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "I'm not going."
  • (Margaret) "Oh, Mom. I already got 2 children, I don't need a third."
  • (Margaret) "Why is it so important that I go?"
  • (Margaret) "Well, for one thing, it'd be nice if you left the room. Besides, these are your old friends."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "They probably won't even remember me."
  • (Margaret) "The Queen of Diamonds? Dottie Hinson?"
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Margaret, I just don't think this is a good idea."
  • (Margaret) "I don't know what you're so worried about. Plus, you're gonna get to see Aunt Kit. You 2 never get to see each other."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "We still won't. Kit won't be there, she'll be travelling around with that husband of hers."
  • (Margaret) "Frank. He has a name: Frank. And he's always been very nice to you."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Makes me nervous."
  • (Margaret) "Mom."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Honey, I'm not comfortable about this. I was never really part of it, it was just something I did."
  • (Margaret) "Mom, when are you gonna realize how special it was? How important it was?"
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "I --"
  • (Margaret) "Oh, Mom, I know how you feel, I really do. But you're going."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Outside, heading to the car Car, plane, a bus, I'm tired already."
  • (Margaret) "You'll sleep on the plane."
  • (Jeffrey) "Grandma's out of the room. Is there a fire?"
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Weisenheimer."
  • (Margaret) "Julie, next door, is watching you. I don't wanna get any bad reports."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Jeffrey? Come here."
  • (Jeffrey) "Walks over"
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Listen, no matter what your brother does, he's littler than you are. So, give him a chance to shoot."
  • (Jeffrey) "He nods"
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Bobby?"
  • (Margaret) "He walks over"
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Kill him."
  • (Margaret) "Come on, you'll miss your plane."
  • (Bobby) "Shoots a basket and makes it YEAH."

Bitty Schram as Evelyn Gardner

  • (Bitty Schram) "He's really a sweetheart, Dottie."
  • (Geena Davis) "Yeah, I hope I have five just like him."
  • (Bitty Schram) "Stilwell, honey, don't eat the wrapper."

Bill Pullman as Bob Hinson

  • (Bill Pullman) "Hiya, cutie."

Eddie Jones as Dave Hooch

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Vera Johnson as Older Doris

  • (Vera Johnson) "Mae. Come here. Is that her?"
  • (Eunice Anderson) "I don't know, is it?"
  • (Vera Johnson) "Dottie?"
  • (Eunice Anderson) "It's her."
  • (Lynn Cartwright) "Hey Doris"

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