A Million to Juan Quotes

A Million to Juan is a television show that debuted in 1970 . A Million to Juan ended in 1970.

It features Executive Producers: as producer, Jeffrey Johnson in charge of musical score, and Bruce Douglas Johnson as head of cinematography.

A Million to Juan is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A Million to Juan is 98 minutes long. A Million to Juan is distributed by The Samuel Goldwyn Company.

The cast includes: Paul Rodriguez as Juan Lopez, Tony Plana as Jorge, and Jean Kasem as Party Guest.

A Million to Juan Quotes

Tony Plana as Jorge

• (Tony Plana) "What is it that every Chicano family needs and very few have?"
• (Paul Rodriguez) "Birth control."
• (Tony Plana) "Chicano celebrity totem poles."

Paul Rodriguez as Juan Lopez

• (Paul Rodriguez) "All the American citizens I know are illegal."

Jean Kasem as Party Guest

• (Jean Kasem) "So, what have you been up to?"
• (Jean Kasem) "I'm teaching."
• (Jean Kasem) "Really, what?"
• (Jean Kasem) "I'm teaching men to refill ice trays."
• (Paul Rodriguez) "Now that was cold.""
• (Paul Rodriguez) "Get it? Cold? Ice? It was a joke."
• (Paul Rodriguez) "Hey, I like jokes too."

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