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A New Leaf (film) Quotes

A New Leaf (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . A New Leaf completed its run in 1970.

It features Hillard Elkins as producer, Neal Hefti in charge of musical score, and Gayne Rescher as head of cinematography.

A New Leaf (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A New Leaf (film) is 102 minutes long. A New Leaf (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Walter Matthau as Henry Graham, Elaine May as Henrietta, James Coco as Uncle Harry, Elaine May as Henrietta Lowell, George Rose as Harold, Elaine May as Henry Lowell, and Jack Weston as Andy McPherson.

A New Leaf (film) Quotes

Walter Matthau as Henry Graham

  • (Walter Matthau) "Oh, no. I forgot to check her before she went to school this morning. She'll be walking around all day with price tags dangling from her sleeves."
  • (George Rose) "I took the liberty, sir."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Thank you, Harold. Was she free of crumbs?"
  • (George Rose) "Only a slight sprinkling, sir."
  • (Walter Matthau) "What frond is in your token?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "Tell me about yourself, Miss Lowell -- your work, your hopes, your dreams."
  • (Elaine May) "Well, I work as a teacher and I also do field work and write monographs. My hope is to discover a new variety of fern that has never been described or classified. I don't know what my dream is. Do you think it could be the same as my hope? Well, at any rate, that is my work and my hope except for my dream, which I'm not sure of."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Excuse me, you're not by any chance related to the Boston Hitlers?"
  • (Walter Matthau) "She's not engaged?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, she's a botanist."
  • (Walter Matthau) "I have no mind as far as I can tell."
  • (Walter Matthau) "The only difference between us is I am a man and you are a woman and we don't have to let that interfere if we are reasonably careful."
  • (Walter Matthau) "If you can't be immortal, why bother?"

Jack Weston as Andy McPherson

  • (Jack Weston) "Any sex-starved half-wit would see that stuff's a line."
  • (Jack Weston) "Who do I know who's pregnant and a good sport?"

Elaine May as Henrietta Lowell

  • (Elaine May) "They say if you don't scratch, it itches less."
  • (Walter Matthau) "Well, they're wrong. It only looks like it itches less because you're not scratching."
  • (Elaine May) "Have you ever tasted Mogen-David extra-heavy malaga wine with soda water and lime juice?"
  • (Elaine May) "Really, Andrew. I don't see why you take it for granted that the only reason someone would marry me is for my money. There may be some other basis, you know."
  • (Jack Weston) "Oh my God. Oh my God. Of course, Henrietta. Haven't I proposed to you these past ten years on whatever other basis there is?"

George Rose as Harold

  • (George Rose) "Should I serve you breakfast in bed, or would you like me to follow you about with the tray?"

James Coco as Uncle Harry

  • (James Coco) "You are an aging youth."

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