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A Night at the Roxbury Quotes

A Night at the Roxbury is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . A Night at the Roxbury stopped airing in 1970.

It features Lorne Michaels as producer, David Kitay in charge of musical score, and Francis Kenny as head of cinematography.

A Night at the Roxbury is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A Night at the Roxbury is 82 minutes long. A Night at the Roxbury is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Chris Kattan as Doug Butabi, Will Ferrell as Steve Butabi, Dan Hedaya as Kamehl Butabi, Lochlyn Munro as Craig, Colin Quinn as Dooey, Mark McKinney as Father Williams, Will Ferrell as Steve, Rachel Galvin as Girl, Chris Kattan as Doug, Elisa Donovan as Cambi, Jennifer Coolidge as Hottie Cop, Loni Anderson as Barbara Butabi, and Gigi Rice as Vivica.

A Night at the Roxbury Quotes

Will Ferrell as Steve

  • (Will Ferrell) "What's up?"
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "Did you know you were doing 50?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "Hottie cop likes you."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Does not."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move."
  • (Will Ferrell) "What's up?"
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "Just giving you an $80 ticket."
  • (Chris Kattan) "She is so into you"
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "I want you to do me a favor."
  • (Will Ferrell) "What ever you say, "T.J. Hooker"."
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night"
  • (Will Ferrell) "It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Way to go my friend. Not only did you got her badge number, but you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Very nice."
  • (Chris Kattan) "What was the point of that?"
  • (Will Ferrell) "Sorry --"
  • (Will Ferrell) "Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?"
  • (Dan Hedaya) "Yes -- nooooooo."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been."
  • (Richard Grieco) "Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here."
  • (Will Ferrell) "What's up? Wanna dance?"
  • (Gigi Rice) "Yes."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Alright, take it easy."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Steve, she said yes."
  • (Will Ferrell) "-- what?"
  • (Will Ferrell) "Good, how are you?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "About 8 o'clock, 8:15. Yeah, all the time."
  • (Will Ferrell) "BMW."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Right at sunset."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Vanilla mostly."
  • (Will Ferrell) "I'm used to seeing Doug behind the register. I miss him."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there."
  • (Will Ferrell) "It doesn't have cable."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "Yes it does. It has Cinemax."
  • (Will Ferrell) "But there's no HBO. GOD."

Dan Hedaya as Kamehl Butabi

  • (Dan Hedaya) "What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "That's right."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Exactly."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there."
  • (Will Ferrell) "What are you doing? Go- Tsh. C'mo- Man."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "What are you doing? You come in to my store and cut up my plants and make toys of them."
  • (Chris Kattan) "It's NOT a toy. It's a club with a jungle theme."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "You're a jungle theme."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "Ah, look who's gracing us with their presence."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Who?"
  • (Dan Hedaya) "Richard Grieco, you see right through me."

Chris Kattan as Doug Butabi

  • (Chris Kattan) "Broke the window again."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Idiot."
  • (Lochlyn Munro) "You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Why go out for a burger when you got steak at home?"
  • (Will Ferrell) "Yeah, we should go for lunch after this."
  • (Chris Kattan) "That doesn't feel good at all."
  • (Mr. Zadir) "Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "No."
  • (Mr. Zadir) "Do you want to?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "No -- shh -- shh -- should I?"
  • (Mr. Zadir) "Okay, continue."
  • (Security Guard) "Nobody gets in unless they talk to the list."
  • (Chris Kattan) "We're on the list."
  • (Security Guard) "Name?"
  • (Will Ferrell) "Steve and Doug Butabi."
  • (Security Guard) "You're brothers?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "No --"
  • (Will Ferrell) "YES."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Man. Works every time."
  • (Security Guard) "That's very funny."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Yeah, Doug's hilarious."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Dad would be really proud of us right now."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "What are you idiots doing?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Yeah, he was, seriously."
  • (Chris Kattan) "And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this."
  • (Will Ferrell) "And who do you think that guy was?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "Emilio Estevez."
  • (Will Ferrell) "The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name."
  • (Will Ferrell) "I was like, "Emilio.""
  • (Elisa Donovan) "What are you doing?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "Checking your label. Just as I thought. Maaaade in heaven --"
  • (Elisa Donovan) "Doug, I think you're past the opening lines."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Hey, hey, hey. Is that a mirror in your pocket?"
  • (Elisa Donovan) "What?"
  • (Elisa Donovan) "'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
  • (Elisa Donovan) "Doug, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "Umm -- What?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them."
  • (Chris Kattan) "So -- you guys wanna make out or what?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "So -- you want to dance?"
  • (Rachel Galvin) "We're not in the club yet."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Right."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi. I'm not here right now because I'm too busy outside living it up, unlike my p*****-whipped brother who's too busy throwing his life away for EMILY. Beep."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Hi. Doug. Sorry I missed you --"

Mark McKinney as Father Williams

  • (Mark McKinney) "Steve, repeat after me."
  • (Will Ferrell) "After me."

Colin Quinn as Dooey

  • (Mr. Zadir) "Dooey, did you just grab my ass?"
  • (Colin Quinn) "Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty."
  • (Mr. Zadir) "Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey."
  • (Colin Quinn) "Those cans of fluffy whip were a real big hit at the party. Mr. Zadir had me out until two A.M. looking for more."
  • (Will Ferrell) "From dusk 'til dawn. You, sir, are a party animal."

Lochlyn Munro as Craig

  • (Lochlyn Munro) "Man, I owe you --"
  • (Lochlyn Munro) "BIG TIME. For bringing me here."

Elisa Donovan as Cambi

  • (Elisa Donovan) "Yeah, yeah, Joanie loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flyin' f*** about Joanie?"
  • (Elisa Donovan) "There you are. We got scared."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Of who, we'll kick his ass."
  • (Elisa Donovan) "No, we got scared someone stole you away from us."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Oh --"
  • (Chris Kattan) "OH, like some other girls would steal us away."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Oh --"
  • (Will Ferrell) "OH."
  • (Elisa Donovan) "I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads."

Loni Anderson as Barbara Butabi

  • (Loni Anderson) "Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "Can you wait until after the ceremony please?"

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