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A Night in Sickbay Quotes

A Night in Sickbay is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . A Night in Sickbay completed its run in 1970.

It features Paul Baillargeon in charge of musical score.

A Night in Sickbay Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You're gonna drown my dog?"
  • (Unnamed) "Only for an hour, Captain. There should be no problem resuscitating him once the surgery is complete."
  • (Unnamed) "How many times have you done this before?"
  • (Unnamed) "Never."
  • (Unnamed) "Has anyone done this before?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not to my knowledge."
  • (Unnamed) "I really thought you were beginning to understand something about human feelings."
  • (Unnamed) "Not when it pertains to primitive quadrupeds who haven't developed the ability to speak or to use a toilet."
  • (Unnamed) "You needn't be concerned. I hold six degrees in interspecies veterinary medicine."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought you were just -- you know a -- people doctor."
  • (Unnamed) "As a matter of fact, I've also earned degrees in dentistry, hematology, botanical pharmacology --"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm impressed."
  • (Unnamed) "If Porthos pulls through, will he need special diet or treatments, having a chameleon's pituitary gland?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hm -- You may have trouble finding him. He'll have the ability to blend into his background when frightened."
  • (Unnamed) "That stuff isn't poisonous, is it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nah, I'll be fine."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm told I've offended these people twice, once for eating in front of them, the second time I don't even know what for. But if their carelessness has hurt Porthos, or God forbid, ends up killing him; they're gonna find out what being offended is all about."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, this isn't so bad. I was sure there'd be something in here about standing on one foot with my eyes shut, reciting 'The Night before Christmas'."
  • (Unnamed) "Sickbay's all yours."
  • (Unnamed) "You're welcome back anytime, Captain."
  • (Unnamed) "When you get back to the bridge, why don't you send me your lips? -- lisp -- list."
  • (Unnamed) "They're not interested in punishing you. They only want an appropriate apology."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "For what?"
  • (Unnamed) "Just practicing."
  • (Unnamed) "Whatever friction there's been between us, I'd like to try to minimize it."
  • (Unnamed) "Friction is to be expected whenever people work in close quarters for extended periods of time."
  • (Unnamed) "I guess that's always been true, especially when the people are of the opposite sex."
  • (Unnamed) "Then it's good that you're my superior officer, that we're not in a position to allow ourselves to become attracted to one another, hypothetically. If we were, the friction that you speak of could be much more -- problematic."
  • (Unnamed) "I owe you one."
  • (Unnamed) "We should both try to get a few hours of rest. If there are any changes in his vital signs, the alarms are quite loud."
  • (Unnamed) "Have you considered that your anger may encompass more than just Porthos and the Kreetassans?"
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "How long has it been since you were intimate with a woman?"
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "How long has it been --"
  • (Unnamed) "I heard you. I suppose you're gonna tell me you have a degree in psychiatry too."
  • (Unnamed) "Absolutely."
  • (Unnamed) "We obviously offended them again."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe my hair's parted on the wrong side."
  • (Unnamed) "It's been one hell of a night, hasn't it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Let me ask you a question, Doc, just out of curiosity; are there any dogs on your homeworld?"
  • (Unnamed) "The Denobulan lemur is highly sought after. It's -- not exactly a dog, but you could say it's doglike; it has tail, fur, most have one head --"
  • (Unnamed) "If anything happens to Porthos, I'll be the one watering their Alvera trees."
  • (Unnamed) "An old girlfriend's mother had this beagle I was crazy about. Even after her daughter and I broke up we stayed in touch. When the dog got pregnant, I was the first one she called -- Four males in the litter; four musketeers. I've had Porthos since he was six weeks old."

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