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A Pinch of Snuff (TV series) Quotes

A Pinch of Snuff is a Crime drama that appeared on TV in 1994 on ITV (TV channel). A Pinch of Snuff ended its run in 1994.

A Pinch of Snuff aired for 3 episodes. It features Emma Hayter as producer, John E. Keane as composer, and Sean Van Hales as head of cinematography. A Pinch of Snuff is executive produced by Keith Richardson (television executive). A Pinch of Snuff is created by Reginald Hill.

Each episode of A Pinch of Snuff is 50 minutes long. A Pinch of Snuff is produced by ITV Yorkshire and distributed by ITV Studios.

The cast includes: Gareth Hale as Insp. Andy Dalziel, Norman Pace as Sgt. Peter Pascoe, Ursula Howells as Alice Andover, Elizabeth Spriggs as Annabelle Andover, and Christopher Fairbank as Det Sgt Edgar Wield.

A Pinch of Snuff Quotes

Gareth Hale as Insp. Andy Dalziel

  • (Gareth Hale) "So, Godfrey Blengdale's a member of the Cally Club. And him a clean-rectummed Alderman and Justice of the Peace with a class-act "county" wife. Well, well, well."
  • (Christopher Fairbank) "According to Mr Arany's statement --"
  • (Gareth Hale) "It took him long enough to deliver. You didn't bounce him off t'wall hard enough, did you?"
  • (Christopher Fairbank) "We observed the correct procedures, Sir; at all times."
  • (Gareth Hale) "No wonder he messed you about. There's a moral there, Sergeant."
  • (Christopher Fairbank) "Anyroad, according to Arany he left Mr Blengdale with Dr Haggard at about 11:15 on the night of the murder."
  • (Gareth Hale) "Then some stupid sod best have a word with Godfrey "Call Me God" Blengdale -- hadn't he?"
  • (Christopher Fairbank) "Meaning me, Sir?"
  • (Gareth Hale) "No, Sergeant, modestly I was alluding to myself."
  • (Gareth Hale) "What's up, Inspector? Miscalculated a fart?"
  • (Gareth Hale) "Are you a naturalised citizen?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Gareth Hale) "I bet you'd like to go back to Hungary after all these years, eh. Take a little look."
  • (Unnamed) "You cannot deport me."
  • (Gareth Hale) "I wouldn't dream of it. Not while I can violate your human rights over here."

Norman Pace as Sgt. Peter Pascoe

  • (Norman Pace) "Which side of the house do you sleep?"
  • (Ursula Howells) "Eh?"
  • (Elizabeth Spriggs) "Don't be silly, Alice. My sister's a virgin, Inspector, and nowadays it shows."

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