A Pox on Our House Quotes

A Pox on Our House is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . A Pox on Our House ended its run in 1970.

A Pox on Our House Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I don't care right now that you lied to me. I want you to stay alive."

• (Unnamed) "The reason I did the wrong thing was because I was trying to get you to do the right thing. Your mommy and your lamby both really need you to get better. So -- do you think that -- you could be brave -- do the right thing?"
• (Unnamed) "I'll try."

• (Unnamed) "So if he responds to treatment, that proves he doesn't have smallpox."
• (Unnamed) "Then what does the daughter have?"
• (Unnamed) "Damn. I was hoping you weren't gonna ask me that. Can we please just focus on the disease we've just diagnosed, and can treat?"

• (Unnamed) "You know how you can tell there's nothing to be done? Chase showed up."
• (Unnamed) "I was here at 9."

• (Unnamed) "It's kind of hard to do an autopsy in oven mitts."
• (Unnamed) "Take 'em off."
• (Unnamed) "Says the woman standing behind two panes of glass."
• (Unnamed) "Do you believe me? Forget me. Do you believe you? You think it's rickettsial pox, don't you? If it is, it's curable and she's gonna die unless we can prove it."
• (Unnamed) "You really are annoying."

• (Unnamed) "Would it kill us to talk it through?"
• (Unnamed) "Kill us? No. Save House? Also no."

• (Unnamed) "Wow. The case of the really bad flu."
• (Unnamed) "Hmm. Let's see did I leave anything out? Oh yeah; smallpox."
• (Unnamed) "-- Smallpox was eradicated over 30 years ago."
• (Unnamed) "So were hush puppies. Have you checked out your local hipster coffee shop lately?"
• (Unnamed) "Smallpox doesn't exist outside of P4 labs and bioweapon plants."

• (Unnamed) "They're gonna run out of air. I'm happy to kill my daughter, but I feel a little awkward about killing your son."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. You're insane."
• (Unnamed) "But I'm right."
• (Unnamed) "I hope you are. Because I can't let you out now."

• (Unnamed) "Vaccine will protect if you don't have it, and lessen the severity if you already do. But; but it's a billion to one so; we don't want you to panic or anything."
• (Unnamed) "How do I not panic with that information?"

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