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A Private Function Quotes

A Private Function is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . A Private Function stopped airing in 1970.

It features George Harrison as producer, John Du Prez in charge of musical score, and Tony Pierce-Roberts as head of cinematography.

A Private Function is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of A Private Function is 94 minutes long.

A Private Function Quotes

  • (Grand Hotel Manager) "I can put my hands on two turkeys in Bradford."
  • (Frank Lockwood the Solicitor) "Two? TWO? We've got a hundred and fifty people coming. And Jesus isn't one of them."
  • (Joyce Chilvers) "I think sexual intercourse is in order, Gilbert."
  • (Joyce Chilvers) "I want a future that lives up to my past."
  • (Dr. Charles Swaby) "Now, under this National Health Service, any poorly little pillock can come into my surgery and say "I'm ill. Treat me." Honestly, sometimes I wonder what the last war was FOR."
  • (Dr. Charles Swaby) "In Westminster Abbey tomorrow morning, a young couple are getting married of a purity and a nobility scum like you just can't comprehend."
  • (P.C. Penny) "Mrs Medcalf, are you wanting that banana?"
  • (Mrs. Dorcus Medcalf) "I am, love; I'm planning a trifle."
  • (Morris Wormold the Meat Inspector) "My experience has been, Mrs Forbes, that when people say they are only human, it's because they have been making beasts of themselves."

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