A Scanner Darkly (film) Quotes

A Scanner Darkly (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . A Scanner Darkly completed its run in 1970.

It features Tommy Pallotta, Anne Walker-McBay, Palmer West, Jonah Smith, and Erwin Stoff as producer, Graham Reynolds (composer) in charge of musical score, and Shane F. Kelly as head of cinematography.

A Scanner Darkly (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A Scanner Darkly (film) is 100 minutes long. A Scanner Darkly (film) is distributed by Warner Independent Pictures.

The cast includes: Woody Harrelson as Luckman, Keanu Reeves as Fred, Robert Downey Jr. as Barris, Rory Cochrane as Freck, Chamblee Ferguson as Medical Deputy #2, Chamblee Ferguson as Medical Deputy #2, Medical Deputy #1, and Chamblee Ferguson as Medical Deputy #1.

A Scanner Darkly (film) Quotes

Robert Downey Jr. as Barris

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "This is a world getting progressively worse. Can we not agree on that?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "What's on the desert menu?"

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I'm gonna squash you like -- like a bug."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Yeah, what kind?"
• (Robert Downey Jr.) "A -- f***ed up, bitch beetle."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "Gentlemen, you are about to witness for approximately sixty-one cents, the perfect homemade silencer."
• (Rory Cochrane) "That sure is some silencer."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "I could be mur -- dered."

• (Robert Downey Jr.) "There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES."

Woody Harrelson as Luckman

• (Woody Harrelson) "What if they come in through the back door or the bathroom window like that infamous Beatles song?"

Chamblee Ferguson as Medical Deputy #1

• (Chamblee Ferguson) "You know, Fred, if you keep your sense of humor like you do, you just might make it."
• (Keanu Reeves) "Make it? Make what? The team? The chick? Make good? Make do? Make out? Make sense? Make money? Make time? Define your terms. The Latin for 'make' is facere, which always reminds me of f***ere, which is Latin for 'to f***', and I have been getting jack s*** in that department as of late."

• (Chamblee Ferguson) "Damage has taken place to the normally dominant left hemisphere, and the right hemisphere is attempting to compensate."
• (Keanu Reeves) "The two hemisphere in my brain -- are competing?"
• (Chamblee Ferguson) "Yes."

Keanu Reeves as Fred

• (Keanu Reeves) "What does a scanner see? Into the head? Into the heart? Does it see into me? Clearly? Or darkly?"

• (Keanu Reeves) "What does a scanner see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does it see into me? Into us? Clearly or darkly? I hope it sees clearly because I can't any longer see into myself. I see only murk. I hope for everyone's sake the scanners do better, because if the scanner sees only darky the way I do, then I'm cursed and cursed again."

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