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A Slightly Pregnant Man Quotes

A Slightly Pregnant Man is a television show that debuted in 1970 . A Slightly Pregnant Man ended its run in 1970.

It features Michel Legrand in charge of musical score, and Andréas Winding as head of cinematography.

A Slightly Pregnant Man is recorded in French and originally aired in France. Each episode of A Slightly Pregnant Man is 92 minutes long.

The cast includes: Marcello Mastroianni as Marco Mazetti, Madeleine Barbulée as Mlle Janvier, Catherine Deneuve as Irène de Fontenoy, Andrée Tainsy as Clarisse de Saint-Clair, une cliente du salon, Micheline Presle as Dr. Delavigne, Raymond Gérôme as Gérard Chaumont de Latour, Claude Melki as Lucien Soumain, Benjamin Legrand as Lucas, and Michèle Moretti as Ginou.

A Slightly Pregnant Man Quotes

Marcello Mastroianni as Marco Mazetti

  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Tell me who called."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "Playboy. Playboy called three times about a four-page color spread."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "With you?"
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "Why me? You're the one they're interested in."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "What is it? Irène, sweetheart. Sit down. What's wrong?"
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "Honey, I think I'm pregnant."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Never leave your foot on the clutch. How many times have I told you? Why grip the wheel so tightly? No one's going to steal it."
  • (Madeleine Barbulée) "Then why call it a "stealing" wheel?"
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Enough joking."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "I think it's moving."
  • (Raymond Gérôme) "Of course it's moving. You just weren't paying attention before. We men are less attentive to these tiny signs of affection, while women are constantly on the lookout. They react to the very first kick. They're more sensitive."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "I'd be fine if I didn't have these anxiety attacks. I'm afraid I'll give birth to a monster. Once I dreamed it was a chicken. Another time, a fish. But, don't tell Irène. She might worry."
  • (Raymond Gérôme) "Who doesn't feel nervous in a world like ours, my friend? The man who gives birth will be a better man, because he'll finally understand what it means to create."

Raymond Gérôme as Gérard Chaumont de Latour

  • (Raymond Gérôme) "It's true. Your husband is perfectly normal."
  • (Micheline Presle) "He's not a homosexual."
  • (Raymond Gérôme) "Please, Dr. Delavigne. You know that homosexuals can't have children. Only a man and a woman can. In the case at hand it's simply a reversal, or rather, a transferal."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "I must be going mad."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "What about me? I'm the one having the baby."
  • (Raymond Gérôme) "You know what our worst enemy is? Our food. The shamelessly adulterated food we ingest daily. Daily absorption of these artificial products leads in the long term to a total transformation of our organism."
  • (Micheline Presle) "The famous "hormone-fed chickens" theory."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "Good God."

Catherine Deneuve as Irène de Fontenoy

  • (Catherine Deneuve) "You mean it's true?"
  • (Raymond Gérôme) "Yes, Madame. Your husband is pregnant."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "Pregnant? By whom?"
  • (Micheline Presle) "By you, dear lady."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "That can't be true. Not by me. I'm gullible, but not that gullible"
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "We were just discussing that at the salon and we all agreed. Man will finally be equal to woman, able to do everything she can. It's a great relief for us."
  • (Unnamed) "Does he still believe in the tooth fairy?"
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "Yes. The tooth fairy, Santa, all that stuff."
  • (Unnamed) "I think brainwashing them like that is just ridiculous."
  • (Andrée Tainsy) "I agree. Filling kids' heads with stories about fairies, Santa, and God will turn them into nothing but half-wits."
  • (Unnamed) "I agree about the fairies and Santa, but not God. God exists, my dear."
  • (Andrée Tainsy) "That's a good one. You hear that Irène?"
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "I believe in it all. Everything astonishes me."
  • (Andrée Tainsy) "You're that gullible?"
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "I'm still a little girl inside."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "Dad and I have wonderful news. You're going to have a little brother or sister."
  • (Benjamin Legrand) "You're not even fat."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "That's because this time, Daddy's going to have the baby. What do you think of that?"
  • (Benjamin Legrand) "I don't care who has it, but you told me it was women who got fat."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "That was before. Now it's going to change."
  • (Benjamin Legrand) "Because of woman's lib?"
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "No, not really. Men have decided to give women a hand."
  • (Benjamin Legrand) "Did you put the little seed inside Dad?"
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Well, we don't really know."
  • (Benjamin Legrand) "Is it a new process?"
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Something like that."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "My sweetheart."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Mia topolina."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "What's that?"
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Like a little rat."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "I'm a rat?"
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "I don't know the French word."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "Good excuse."

Micheline Presle as Dr. Delavigne

  • (Micheline Presle) "You're not married?"
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "No. Well, yes and no."
  • (Micheline Presle) "Yes and no?"
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "I was married before. Irène and I are engaged."
  • (Micheline Presle) "So, you're not married, and no kids."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Yes. Yes, we have a little boy. I wasn't divorced when I met Irène, and - --"
  • (Micheline Presle) "A classic case."
  • (Micheline Presle) "It is indeed nothing less than a revolution. We've spoken of it for ages and it's finally happened. And it's far from over, believe me."
  • (Raymond Gérôme) "It's an evolution. A revolution for the species. The birth of a new man."
  • (Micheline Presle) "Finally."
  • (Raymond Gérôme) "Men facing new responsibilities --"
  • (Micheline Presle) "Just like snails."
  • (Raymond Gérôme) "Snails have nothing to do with it."
  • (Micheline Presle) "You're swollen up; and bloated; as if you are with child."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Excuse me?"
  • (Micheline Presle) "Yes. You're swollen up like you were four months pregnant."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Then it's not serious."
  • (Micheline Presle) "No, but it's still puzzling in a man."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "I understand, but besides that, I'm fine?"
  • (Micheline Presle) "You're in great shape. Still, I'd like you to see a friend of mine, a gynecologist."

Michèle Moretti as Ginou

  • (Un copain de Ginou) "When Ginou said she knew you, I wanted to meet you."
  • (Michèle Moretti) "It's his dream."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "I understand."
  • (Un copain de Ginou) "It's wild. You must feel like you're becoming a girl."
  • (Marcello Mastroianni) "Not really."
  • (Catherine Deneuve) "So you'd like to change sex?"
  • (Un copain de Ginou) "We all have our little fantasies."

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