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A Very Supernatural Christmas Quotes

A Very Supernatural Christmas is a television program that debuted in 1970 . A Very Supernatural Christmas ended its run in 1970.

A Very Supernatural Christmas Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You fudging touch me agian I'll fudging kill you."
  • (Unnamed) "So what the hell do you think we're dealing with?"
  • (Unnamed) "Actually, I have an idea."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. It's gonna sound crazy --"
  • (Unnamed) "What could you possibly say that sounds crazy to me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Um -- Evil Santa."
  • (Unnamed) "-- Yeah, that's crazy."
  • (Unnamed) "Find anything?"
  • (Unnamed) "Stockings, mistletoe, this --"
  • (Unnamed) "A tooth? Where was this?"
  • (Unnamed) "In the chimney."
  • (Unnamed) "Chimney? No way a man fits up a chimney, it's too narrow."
  • (Unnamed) "No way he fits up in one piece."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, we're not dealing with the anti-Clause."
  • (Unnamed) "What'd Bobby say?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, that we're morons."
  • (Unnamed) "Why would someone be using that as Christmas wreaths?"
  • (Unnamed) "You know, it's not as crazy as it sounds, Dean. I mean, pretty much every Christmas tradition is Pagan."
  • (Unnamed) "Christmas is Jesus's birthday."
  • (Unnamed) "No, Jesus's birthday was probably in the fall. It was actually the winter solstice festival that was co-opted by the church and renamed Christmas. But I mean the yule log, the tree, even Santa's red suit is all remnants of Pagan worship."
  • (Unnamed) "How do you know that? What are you going to tell me next, the Easter Bunny's Jewish?"
  • (Unnamed) "Now open wide, and say "ah"."
  • (Unnamed) "Is somebody gonna get that?"
  • (Unnamed) "You should get that."
  • (Unnamed) "Skin mags."
  • (Unnamed) "and -- shaving cream."
  • (Unnamed) "Remember that wreath dad brought home that one year?"
  • (Unnamed) "You mean the one he stole from, like, a liquor store?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, it was a bunch of empty beer cans."
  • (Unnamed) "That thing was great."
  • (Unnamed) "So you think we're dealing with a pagan god?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, probably Hold McCar, god of the winter solstice."
  • (Unnamed) "Huh. When you sacrifice to Hold McCar, guess what he gives you in return?"
  • (Unnamed) "Lap dances, hopefully."
  • (Unnamed) "So, was I right? Is it the serial killing chimney sweep?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yup. It's, uh, it's actually Dick Van Dyke."
  • (Unnamed) "Who?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mary Poppins?"
  • (Unnamed) "Who's that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh come on -- Nevermind."
  • (Unnamed) "What are we looking for again?"
  • (Unnamed) "Um, lore says that the Anti-Claus will walk with a limp and smell like sweets."
  • (Unnamed) "Great, so we're looking for a pimp Santa. Why the sweets?"
  • (Unnamed) "Think about it, Dean. If you smell like candy, the kids will come closer, you know?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's creepy."
  • (Unnamed) "You bitch."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, my goodness me. Somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar. Oh, do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge."
  • (Unnamed) "I'll try an remember that."

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