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A Ward Show Quotes

A Ward Show is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . A Ward Show ended in 1970.

A Ward Show Quotes

  • (Stan Smith) "What's that sound? It's the calendar on my smartphone. Having fun tonight. Is it dinner, a party or drinks with Tom? Oh, f***. It's "Coffee with the Principal" at Steve's school."
  • (Roger the Alien) "Officer, he's not in the house, he's not answering his phone. I'm his guardian. If anything happens to him, I'm responsible. Calm down? Calm down? Okay. He was exactly right. That was good advice."
  • (Francine Smith) "Steve, it's your mom. Frankly, I'm glad Roger got Principal Lewis fired. Your friendship with him was getting weird. I wanted to say something about it, but I was scared you might tell me that you two were lovers."
  • (Principal Lewis) "Suicide, bitch. Canyon style."
  • (Principal Lewis) "Clara, did you you roll your god-dang eyes at him? Woman, I will make you teach summer school. I will steal your summer."
  • (Snot Lonstein) "Steve, we said we were gonna be good this year. We're co-presidents of the Good Boy Club. Did that kiss oath mean nothing?"

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