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A Zed and Two Noughts Quotes

A Zed and Two Noughts is a television show that debuted in 1970 . A Zed &amp stopped airing in 1970.

It features Kees Kasander as producer, Michael Nyman in charge of musical score, and Sacha Vierny as head of cinematography.

A Zed and Two Noughts is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of A Zed and Two Noughts is 115 minutes long. A Zed and Two Noughts is distributed by Artificial Eye (UK).

The cast includes: Andrea Ferreol as Alba Bewick, Brian Deacon as Oswald Deuce, and Eric Deacon as Oliver Deuce.

A Zed and Two Noughts Quotes

Brian Deacon as Oswald Deuce

  • (Brian Deacon) "How fast does a woman decompose?"
  • (Eric Deacon) "Six months, maybe a year? Depends on the conditions."
  • (Brian Deacon) "Does being pregnant make any difference?"
  • (Eric Deacon) "No."
  • (Brian Deacon) "And the baby?"
  • (Eric Deacon) "How far gone was she?"
  • (Brian Deacon) "Perhaps ten weeks."
  • (Eric Deacon) "Then you'd never know."
  • (Brian Deacon) "I cannot stand the idea of her rotting away."
  • (Brian Deacon) "What is the first thing that happens?"
  • (Eric Deacon) "The first thing that happens is bacteria set to work in the intestine."
  • (Brian Deacon) "What sort of bacteria?"
  • (Eric Deacon) "Bicosis populi. There are supposed to be 130,000 bicoses in each lick of a human tongue; 250,000 in a french kiss. First exchanged at the very beginning of creation when Adam kissed Eve."
  • (Brian Deacon) "Suppose Eve kissed Adam."
  • (Eric Deacon) "Unlikely. She used her first 100,000 on the apple."

Andrea Ferreol as Alba Bewick

  • (Andrea Ferreol) "Imagine that, the body; in all its delicious detail; fading away leaving a skeleton with iron legs."

Eric Deacon as Oliver Deuce

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