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Abbott and Costello in Hollywood Quotes

Abbott and Costello in Hollywood is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Abbott and Costello in Hollywood ended in 1970.

It features Martin A. Gosch as producer, George Bassman in charge of musical score, and Charles Edgar Schoenbaum as head of cinematography.

Abbott and Costello in Hollywood is distributed by Loews Cineplex Entertainment.

The cast includes: Bud Abbott as Buzz Kurtis, Lou Costello as Abercrombie, Jean Porter as Ruthie, and Carleton G. Young as Gregory LeMaise.

Abbott and Costello in Hollywood Quotes

Carleton G. Young as Gregory LeMaise

  • (Carleton G. Young) "Did you ever hear the one about the guy who was so brave he stuck his right arm into a lion's mouth, right up to there."
  • (Lou Costello) "He stuck his right arm in a lion's mouth up to there?"
  • (Carleton G. Young) "Yrah."
  • (Lou Costello) "His right arm?"
  • (Carleton G. Young) "Yeah."
  • (Lou Costello) "What's his name?"
  • (Carleton G. Young) "Lefty."
  • (Lou Costello) "You get it?"
  • (Lou Costello) "I didn't get it that time."
  • (Carleton G. Young) "You didn't?"
  • (Lou Costello) "No, no."
  • (Carleton G. Young) "Lefty."
  • (Carleton G. Young) "You know, you're a great fellow. You made me forget my troubles."
  • (Lou Costello) "You've drowned mine."
  • (Carleton G. Young) "You've got troubles too?"
  • (Lou Costello) "Yes, sir."
  • (Carleton G. Young) "No, but I've got real troubles. I killed a man."
  • (Lou Costello) "A man killed me. That's why I'm wearing this fake beard."

Lou Costello as Abercrombie

  • (Lou Costello) "A face like mine is hard to forget."
  • (Bud Abbott) "How do you know?"
  • (Lou Costello) "I've been tryin' for years."
  • (Lou Costello) "Now, I got the razor and the smelling salts."
  • (Unnamed) "The what?"
  • (Lou Costello) "The smellin' salts."
  • (Unnamed) "What's that for?"
  • (Lou Costello) "I faint when I see the sight of blood."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh --"
  • (Unnamed) "Blood. Look, if you cut me, there's gonna be plenty of blood, and it's all gonna be yours."
  • (Lou Costello) "I gotta break the date."
  • (Jean Porter) "What date?"
  • (Lou Costello) "Don't you remember? June 22nd?"
  • (Jean Porter) "June 22nd? I don't remwember anything about a date."
  • (Lou Costello) "Oh, yes. Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said, 'See me next year.' Well, tonight the year is up."

Bud Abbott as Buzz Kurtis

  • (Bud Abbott) "You can't sleep?"
  • (Lou Costello) "No."
  • (Bud Abbott) "I've got just the thing for you. Don't go away."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Well, pal, here it is."
  • (Lou Costello) "What do you got there?"
  • (Bud Abbott) "'Go To Sleep with Dr. Caswell Snide.'"
  • (Lou Costello) "Oh, no. I wanna sleep alone."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Every time you open your mouth, what happens?"
  • (Lou Costello) "I eat."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Now, listen. This is even better than you getting socked. You're dead."
  • (Lou Costello) "If I'm dead, then -- then why am I so hungry?"

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