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Accidents Happen Quotes

Accidents Happen is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Accidents Happen ended its run in 1970.

It features Anthony Anderson (producer) as producer, and Ben Nott as head of cinematography.

Accidents Happen is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Accidents Happen is distributed by Christal Films.

The cast includes: Harrison Gilbertson as Billy Conway, Rebecca Massey as Louise, Geena Davis as Gloria Conway, and Joel Tobeck as Ray Conway.

Accidents Happen Quotes

Joel Tobeck as Ray Conway

  • (Joel Tobeck) "I'm the spokesperson for all useless bastards of the world."

Geena Davis as Gloria Conway

  • (Geena Davis) "I'm about to take my estrogen pill. And a nerve pill. Make that two nerve pills."
  • (Geena Davis) "I've got static to watch."
  • (Geena Davis) "And you said, "I need to air my balls and steal from Drummond.""

Harrison Gilbertson as Billy Conway

  • (Harrison Gilbertson) "He'll call."
  • (Geena Davis) "And the pope has a key to the playboy mansion."
  • (Harrison Gilbertson) "Mom's in the hospital. They took a lot of her female stuff out, like her filipino tubes. Everything except her Aunt Mildred."

Rebecca Massey as Louise

  • (Rebecca Massey) "You know what they say, when God closes a door, he opens a beer."

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