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Across the Universe (film) Quotes

Across the Universe (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Across the Universe ended its run in 1970.

It features Matthew Gross, and Jennifer Todd; Suzanne Todd as producer, Elliot Goldenthal in charge of musical score, and Bruno Delbonnel as head of cinematography.

Across the Universe (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Across the Universe (film) is 133 minutes long. Across the Universe (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Martin Luther McCoy as JoJo, Joe Anderson as Max, Jim Sturgess as Jude, Dana Fuchs as Sadie, Evan Rachel Wood as Lucy, T.V. Carpio as Prudence, Eddie Izzard as Mr. Kite, Bono as Dr. Robert, Bill Irwin as Uncle Teddy, Arabella Holzbog as Prankster, Logan Marshall-Green as Cop, and Logan Marshall-Green as Paco.

Across the Universe (film) Quotes

Martin Luther McCoy as JoJo

  • (Martin Luther McCoy) "Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay."
  • (Martin Luther McCoy) "Never knock the way another cat swings, man."
  • (Martin Luther McCoy) "I remember this one guy, he ate a ton of beets the night before the physical. Looks like blood when you piss."
  • (Joe Anderson) "No, I hate beets."
  • (Martin Luther McCoy) "You can burn that paper man, but you still gotta show."

Jim Sturgess as Jude

  • (Jim Sturgess) "Come here."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "I just want to get your eyes right."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "He left me mum when I was just a bun in the oven."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "You don't seem too messed up."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Well, everything below the neck works fine."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "What are you going to do if you don't go back to college?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "What any irresponsible, unmotivated, drop-out would do. Go to New York, like tonight."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "-- and then while I'm away I'll write home every day --"
  • (Molly - Jude's Liverpool Girlfriend) "You better."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Prudence."
  • (Eddie Izzard) "She's called "Henry," and it's a lot of explanation, but don't worry about it, kids, okay? Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Where'd you come from?"
  • (T.V. Carpio) "Nowhere."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "And before nowhere?"
  • (T.V. Carpio) "Ohio."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Well, I, I got a job."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "--"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Ya, as in, we'll pay you to do it."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Thought that'd you'd be pleased."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "What job? --"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "It's a logo for Sadie's record company."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "--"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "It's a strawberry. Ya' know. Red, juicy -- Sexy. Yea? Get it?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "No?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "I wanted to feed the cows."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "He's a shagger."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "A what?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "A shagger -- a Dong Juan. A seducer of young, vulnerable women."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Where are we going?"
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "Out of our minds."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Where are you taking me?"
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "Down the rabbit hole."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "But I wanted to feed the cows."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Excuse me, you don't know where I could find Professor Hubert, do you?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "Um, no such person, not that I'm aware of."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Uh, Professor Wesley Hubert?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "Listen buddy, I've pissed off every Professor in Princeton, and he's not one of them."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Oh, wait a second,"
  • (Joe Anderson) "there's a Wes Hubert. That's him, right over there."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Is there anybody going to listen to my story all about the girl who came to stay? She's the kind of girl you want so much, it makes you sorry. Still, you don't regret a single day. Aw, girl. Girl --"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Max, what exactly does it say?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "It says I have to report to an induction center on the 7th."
  • (Dana Fuchs) "You've got a week to contract some fatal disease, honey."

Eddie Izzard as Mr. Kite

  • (Eddie Izzard) "Have you seen it? It's great. They've got -- stuff."
  • (Eddie Izzard) "It's me."
  • (Eddie Izzard) "In the thing."

Joe Anderson as Max

  • (Hippy dude) "You have options, man."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Yeah, jail or Canada; and they both suck."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Jude, this is my sister, Lucy."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "My god, you -- you have perfect teeth."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Happiness is a warm gun."
  • (Singing Nurse) "Bang Bang, Shoot, Shoot."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Hey, can we get the check, please?"
  • (Katz's Waiter) "In a minute."
  • (Joe Anderson) "-- What is with these pricks?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "She's got a boyfriend."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "That's okay, I got a girlfriend."
  • (Joe Anderson) "She loves you; yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Come on, Luce. We've got to do something with him, he's a sailor on leave. He needs a bar, a brawl, and a brothel."
  • (Joe Anderson) "I don't believe this. What do they talk about when I'm not here?"
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "You, mainly."
  • (Army Sergeant) "Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung."
  • (Army Sergeant) "As long as you don't have flat feet."
  • (Joe Anderson) "When did Emily get tits?"
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "Max."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Emily --"
  • (Joe Anderson) "s***, I'm outta shape. Woo."
  • (Joe Anderson) "You're the guy who was asking for the janitor, right?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Yeah."
  • (Joe Anderson) "So what are you, uh, like the, uh, assistant janitor?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "I'm just bunking down here, y'know. Temporarily."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Why?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Why do you need to know?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "You wanted by the cops? Huh? FBI?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "You know it looks to me as though, uh -- You're the one who's on the run."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Uh -- yeah. Thank you for that by the way."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "What would that lot have done if they'd caught you?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "I don't know. Something, uh, involving genitalia and shoe polish."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Nasty."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Yeah. Where's that accent from?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Same place as me. Liverpool."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Do you have a name?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Yeah."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "It's Jude."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Max."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "I'm please to meet you."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Well, uh, Jude, as a stranger to our shores, the least I can do is offer you some Ivy League hospitatilty."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Cheers."
  • (Joe Anderson) "And you know what really pisses me off is I swallowed all those cotton balls and they never even took a damn x-ray."
  • (Hippy dude) "You still have options man."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Yeah, jail or Canada and they both suck. I mean I could never come home, so what is it, it's a choice of a 6x4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra."
  • (Hippy dude) "Montreal is cool."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Man, they speak French."
  • (Hippie Guitarist) "So learn French. Learn French or die."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "We don't have it in England, is it; is it a big deal?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "Well, it's a heart-warming American tradition."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "Yeah. It celebrates the time when the Indians shared their food with the early settlers. And how did we repay them? We slaughter them in thousands then ship them off to the s***tiest bits of real estate."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "I'm Lucy."
  • (Max's Father) "Goddammit, Max. Get serious, for once. What are you going to DO with your life?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "Why is it always what will I do? "What will he do", "What will he do," "Oh, my god what will he do", Do, do, do, do, do. Why isn't the issue here who I am?"
  • (Bill Irwin) "Because, Maxwell, what you do defines who you are."
  • (Joe Anderson) "No, Uncle Teddy. Who you are defines what you do. Right Jude?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "-- Well, surely it's not what you do, but the, uh -- the way that you do it."
  • (Joe Anderson) "So that's how it is?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Yeah. That's how it is."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Well, speaking as a brother, I think she could do better."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "Max? Get out."
  • (Joe Anderson) "Well I'm sorry, but, as blissful as you are in the throes of young love, I'm just letting you know I have a date with Uncle Sam."
  • (Lucy's Mother) "Is that fashionable?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "Is what fashionable?"
  • (Lucy's Mother) "Your haircut, or lack of one."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "Androgyny suits you, Max."

Bono as Dr. Robert

  • (Bono) "Hate to mess with your groove, New York, but we're about two years ahead of you on the Coast. We already graduated from "what's been going on" to "where it's gone"."
  • (Bono) "We're navigators, we're aviators, eatin' taters, masturbatin' alligators, bombardiers, we got no fears, won't shed no tears, we're pushin' the frontiers of transcendental perception."
  • (Bono) "You're either on the bus or off the bus."

Dana Fuchs as Sadie

  • (Dana Fuchs) "You got a good memory for faces?"
  • (Joe Anderson) "Yeah, I think so. Why?"
  • (Dana Fuchs) "There's no mirror in your bathroom."
  • (Dana Fuchs) "Where'd she come from?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "She came in through the bathroom window."

Evan Rachel Wood as Lucy

  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "What is the matter with you? Why would you do that?"
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "I never realized I had it so easy. I mean, we're so -- normal."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Oh, yeah? I don't know, dinner was quite lively. So, uh, when does that lot start chucking plates at each other?"
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "Hmmm -- dessert."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "You didn't get my left nipple right."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "I would lay in front of a tank if it would bring Max back and end this war."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Yeah, it wouldn't."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "Your girlfriend didn't look too happy about us leaving together."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "She- she's not my girlfriend. Well, you know, she's a friend -- who's a girl."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "You could at least hear what he has to say. I suppose you don't though, because you know you'll never be drafted."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Yeah? Well, neither will you, Lucy."

T.V. Carpio as Prudence

  • (T.V. Carpio) "Say you're a pedophile; say you want to go into the villages and you want to rape and pillage all the little girls that look like me."
  • (Dana Fuchs) "Prudence."
  • (T.V. Carpio) "That's my landlady."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "So you live with my brother, too?"
  • (T.V. Carpio) "Yeah, him and Jude took me in."
  • (T.V. Carpio) "I don't sleep with him anymore, though."

Logan Marshall-Green as Paco

  • (Logan Marshall-Green) "You two, scram. You're defacing city property."
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Oh, s***."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "What are you talking about? This was just a crappy wall, and now it's a work of art."
  • (Logan Marshall-Green) "Do you want me to come down there?"
  • (Jim Sturgess) "Yeah, Please do come down. You'll scuff up them shiny black boots."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "s***. You don't wanna get in trouble with the law, Jude."
  • (Logan Marshall-Green) "Close the door."
  • (Evan Rachel Wood) "I thought only the other side dropped bombs?"

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