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Airport '07 Quotes

Airport '07 is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Airport '07 stopped airing in 1970.

Airport '07 Quotes

  • (Quagmire) "We know you have your choice in airport sex, and we thank you for choosing Quagmire. Please exercise caution when standing up, as the contents in your vagina may have shifted during coitus."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Great. This is going to be worse than the time I roomed with Marlee Matlin."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey Stewie."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Oh come on Marlee. I know you can't hear them, but you have to feel those things slapping out of there."
  • (Quagmire) "Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, this is your captain Glenn Quagmire, uhhhhhhh we're lookin' bout a four and a half hour flight time today, uhhhhhhh got clear skies, good visibility. The temperature in Atlanta is sixty-four degrees, uhhhhhhhhhh the flight is gonna be a little longer than we've expected, uh we've got some very strong head winds, gigity. Uh, flight attendants, please prepare for takeoff."
  • (Quagmire) "I don't deserve to be a pilot. I've let everybody down."
  • (Hugh M. Hefner) "Did you do the best you could?"
  • (Quagmire) "Well, I was gonna, but I ended up getting laid instead."
  • (Hugh M. Hefner) "You know, that reminds me of what one young man once said: John Holmes, the greatest porn star who ever lived. He said, 'You know, I've got a 13-inch penis, and Glenn Quagmire is the best damn pilot I have ever seen.'"
  • (Quagmire) "John Holmes said that?"
  • (Hugh M. Hefner) "You bet he did, right before he died a very painful AIDS-related death from having unprotected sex with so many people."

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