Airport 1975 Quotes

Airport 1975 is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Airport 1975 ended in 1970.

It features William Frye as producer, John Cacavas in charge of musical score, and Philip H. Lathrop as head of cinematography.

Airport 1975 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Airport 1975 is 106 minutes long. Airport 1975 is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Susan Clark as Mrs. Patroni, Sid Caesar as Barney, Myrna Loy as Mrs Devaney, Charlton Heston as Alan Murdock, Karen Black as Nancy Pryor, Norman Fell as Bill, Jerry Stiller as Sam, Conrad Janis as Arnie, Myrna Loy as Mrs. Devaney, Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. as Captain Stacy, Roy Thinnes as Urias, Nancy Olson as Mrs. Abbott, Linda Blair as Janice Abbott, Helen Reddy as Sister Ruth, Martha Scott as Sister Beatrice, Linda Harrison as Winnie, Irene Tsu as Carol, Christopher Norris as Bette, Dana Andrews as Scott Freeman, Irene Tsu as Gary, Erik Estrada as Julio, Laurette Spang as Arlene, George Kennedy as Joe Patroni, and Austin Stoker as Air Force Sergeant.

Airport 1975 Quotes

Irene Tsu as Gary

• (Irene Tsu) "Would you hold this please, I'll take care of Miss Swanson. Good Evening, right this way please."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you."
• (Karen Black) "Good Evening Miss Swanson."
• (Unnamed) "Good Evening. I mean, good morning."
• (Irene Tsu) "Right here, Miss Swanson."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yes, put it under my feet. Thank you very much."
• (Irene Tsu) "It's a pleasure to have with us, Miss Swanson. If there;s anything I can do for you, just let me know."
• (Unnamed) "I shall."
• (Martha Scott) "Never mind her Sister, put your ticket away."
• (Helen Reddy) "Yes sister."

• (Irene Tsu) "What is going to happen?"
• (Karen Black) "We're going to land the plane somehow."

Roy Thinnes as Urias

• (Roy Thinnes) "Checklist."
• (Erik Estrada) "Windshield heat?"
• (Roy Thinnes) "A-ok. Safe from all kinds of flying birdies."
• (Erik Estrada) "Except young flying quale --"
• (Christopher Norris) "You're a disgrace to your race, do you know that?"

Myrna Loy as Mrs Devaney

• (Myrna Loy) "You're a tiny bit nervous aren't you?"
• (Myrna Loy) "I know. I've flown thousands of miles under very difficult circumstances, I assure you, you have nothing to worried about."
• (Myrna Loy) "May I?"

• (Myrna Loy) "Miss?"
• (Karen Black) "You need something?"
• (Myrna Loy) "I feel a little queasy. The altitude I guess. I'll have a bourbon -- with a beer chaser."
• (Sid Caesar) "Uh. Miss Devaney. Do you know what you just ordered? They call those boiler makers."
• (Myrna Loy) "I know."
• (Karen Black) "A bourbon with a beer chaser."

Norman Fell as Bill

• (Norman Fell) "This thing will never get off the ground. Never fly. Take my word for it."
• (Unnamed) "Young man, you think this thing will not fly? In 1917 I was flying in something wilder than this. Do you know who the pilot was?"
• (Norman Fell) "Wiley Post?"
• (Unnamed) "No. Cecil B. De Mille and we flew from Hollywood nonstop to Pasadena. Yes, and on the way home we did loop the loops so I could see the moon upside down."

• (Norman Fell) "That's enough of that for you. The convention's over. I want you to taper off."
• (Norman Fell) "No more."
• (Jerry Stiller) "You should've stuck to the Blue Nun."
• (Conrad Janis) "We've got a plane to catch, Sammy boy."
• (Norman Fell) "We've got a plane."
• (Conrad Janis) "Bartender, another one all around."
• (Norman Fell) "No more."
• (Jerry Stiller) "California here I come right back where."
• (Jerry Stiller) "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Oh excuse me --"
• (Norman Fell) "Oh Sammy. I'm sorry he's a little sloshed. You know what I mean? -- Listen, we'd like to buy you a drink."
• (Myrna Loy) "Well, maybe a little bourbon on the rocks."
• (Norman Fell) "You got it. Nurse, bourbon on the rocks for the lady, please."
• (Myrna Loy) "With a small beer chaser."
• (Conrad Janis) "Jesus Christ, a boilermaker."

Susan Clark as Mrs. Patroni

• (Unnamed) "Look Mom there's another airplane out there."
• (Susan Clark) "Where?"
• (Unnamed) "Right out there."
• (Susan Clark) "Oh my god there is --"
• (Unnamed) "It's an airforce jet."
• (Unnamed) "He's probably checking the damage. He's going to help us."
• (Susan Clark) "He is."

• (Susan Clark) "Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she -- she's in constant touch with the tower."
• (Sid Caesar) "You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE?"
• (Susan Clark) "Would you please keep your voice down."
• (Sid Caesar) "S-s-sure --"
• (Sid Caesar) "The stewardess is flying the plane. The stewardess --"
• (Myrna Loy) "here --"
• (Sid Caesar) "Thank you Mrs Devaney, but I don't drink."
• (Myrna Loy) "Well what difference does it make now?"
• (Sid Caesar) "You're right."
• (Sid Caesar) "No difference."

George Kennedy as Joe Patroni

• (Unnamed) "Is there much damage?"
• (George Kennedy) "No, not much, theres just a hole where the pilots usually sit."

• (George Kennedy) "Yeah? Your information is correct, Mr. Purcell, but we're clearing everything out of our Los Angeles office. You can understand that our concern here is for the safety of those people. Excuse me."
• (Charlton Heston) "Who's that?"
• (George Kennedy) "A guy named Purcell. Owns a local TV station. He's sending a remote unit out."
• (Charlton Heston) "What the hell does he want to photograph? We don't have any bodies yet."

• (George Kennedy) "There she is. She's flying it. She's flying it herself."
• (Charlton Heston) "Climb baby, climb."

Christopher Norris as Bette

• (Christopher Norris) "Nancy?"
• (Karen Black) "OH MY GOD. Bette we're too low."
• (Christopher Norris) "What are you supposed to do?"
• (Karen Black) "I don't know -- I know they are worried about airspeed. Now -- if we climb, the airspeed drops. I could stall us out."
• (Christopher Norris) "The Captain. He said he could help us."
• (Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.) "Thrust levers."
• (Christopher Norris) "Thrust levers, what about them?"
• (Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.) "Forward -- an inch."
• (Christopher Norris) "All right, anything else?"
• (Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.) "One-ninety hold."
• (Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.) "One nine zero airspeed."

• (Christopher Norris) "How do you get rid of this jet lag?"
• (Karen Black) "You just do. Why you still tired in the mornings?"
• (Christopher Norris) "Uh-huh."
• (Karen Black) "Give it a couple of months."
• (Christopher Norris) "Hey, do we have a sexy crew tonight?"
• (Karen Black) "I don't check anymore."
• (Christopher Norris) "in any case, it'll be a change from Ogallala, Kansas."
• (Karen Black) "Isn't everything?"
• (Erik Estrada) "There. You see why I love my job so much?"
• (Irene Tsu) "Well they sure have all the right equipment."
• (Erik Estrada) "But it would be wrong that's for sure."
• (Karen Black) "How are your kids and your wife, Julio?"
• (Erik Estrada) "Watch out for that one Gary. She's got seniority."
• (Irene Tsu) "What about the teenager?"
• (Christopher Norris) "It's Ms. Teenager please. I'm emancipated and highly skilled in Kung Fu."

Dana Andrews as Scott Freeman

• (Dana Andrews) "What's the weather like there?"
• (Unnamed) "Well the moon's out right now, but there are a few clouds around."

• (Dana Andrews) "Salt Lake what's the big delay?"
• (Unnamed) "You are still number two following a 747."

Karen Black as Nancy Pryor

• (Karen Black) "Miss Swanson, would you like something from the bar?"
• (Unnamed) "No I have my own, tea."
• (Karen Black) "Miss Griffith?"
• (Linda Harrison) "Yes a Martini please."

• (Karen Black) "Arlene, can you help Bette up here?"
• (Laurette Spang) "OK."

• (Karen Black) "The radio's dead. We're all alone now Bette."

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. as Captain Stacy

• (Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.) "I hear we expect a bumpy ride tonight."
• (Roy Thinnes) "I used to know a stewardess who thought that was sexy."
• (Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.) "You're weird, you know that?"

Linda Harrison as Winnie

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Nancy Olson as Mrs. Abbott

• (Nancy Olson) "Please, Janice. Remember what the doctor said; you must lie still, very still."
• (Linda Blair) "I know, Mother, but it's so exciting. The people are so interesting."

Conrad Janis as Arnie

• (Conrad Janis) "What do you do in Salt Lake City?"
• (Norman Fell) "I went there once. It was closed."

Helen Reddy as Sister Ruth

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Sid Caesar as Barney

• (Sid Caesar) "Mrs Devaney? Mrs Devaney?"
• (Myrna Loy) "Er, yes?"
• (Sid Caesar) "Salt Lake City could be very good for you. It's dry there you know?"
• (Myrna Loy) "DRY?"

• (Sid Caesar) "Pardon me. Don't your hands ever get tired?"
• (Unnamed) "Idle hands --"
• (Sid Caesar) "By the time we land you'll probably have a rug."
• (Unnamed) "A rug?"

Austin Stoker as Air Force Sergeant

• (Austin Stoker) "It's just plain suicide sir."
• (Charlton Heston) "Get me out of here before I change my mind."

Charlton Heston as Alan Murdock

• (Charlton Heston) "Look baby I've only got half an hour. Can't we talk it out when you get to LA?"
• (Karen Black) "Don't miss your flight, Murdock. You wouldn't want to keep that boss of yours waiting."

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