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Aladdin and the King of Thieves Quotes

Aladdin and the King of Thieves is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Aladdin and the King of Thieves ended its run in 1970.

It features Tad Stones as producer, and Mark Watters in charge of musical score.

Aladdin and the King of Thieves is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Aladdin and the King of Thieves is 81 minutes long. Aladdin and the King of Thieves is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Scott Weinger as Aladdin, Robin Williams as Genie, Gilbert Gottfried as Iago, John Rhys-Davies as Cassim, Liz Callaway as Princess Jasmine, and Scott Weinger as Aladdin 'Al'.

Aladdin and the King of Thieves Quotes

Gilbert Gottfried as Iago

  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "How bad is it?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "I thought our side won."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, I love you guys."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Does this code have any rules that don't end in death?"
  • (John Rhys-Davies) "It's a strict code."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Al's -- Dad -- Sa'luk --"
  • (Liz Callaway) "Just take a deep breath, Iago. Now what about Aladdin's father?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "It's Sa'luk. The guy Al beat. He's not beat; he's back. And he's got Cassim."
  • (Scott Weinger) "That's his problem. He chose to go back to that life."
  • (Robin Williams) "Al, I know your dad made a lot of bad choices; but that doesn't mean you have to."
  • (Liz Callaway) "He is your father. How can you do anything else?"
  • (Scott Weinger) "I'm being as stubborn as he was."
  • (Scott Weinger) "Show me the way."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "You're a good guy, Cassim. But not too good."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Oh, this is attractive."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Meet your match, Zorro."
  • (John Rhys-Davies) "Good birdie. Polly want a little?"
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle."
  • (The Magic Oracle) "I am bound by the rule of one: one question, one answer."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "I only want one answer. Where is the ultimate treasure?"
  • (The Magic Oracle) "You've already asked your question."

Robin Williams as Genie

  • (Robin Williams) "I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob?"
  • (Robin Williams) "That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields."
  • (Robin Williams) "Okay, Madonna; don't keep it, just put that in the mix. Wink."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh, I see lasers. It's a miracle. He believes."
  • (Robin Williams) "Thank ya very much."
  • (Liz Callaway) "I don't think so."
  • (Robin Williams) "Très gauche, right?"
  • (Robin Williams) "I don't know whether to put it under props or produce."
  • (Robin Williams) "Please don't squeeze the tires, they're not ripe."
  • (Robin Williams) "They're finally getting married."
  • (Sultan of Agrabah) "They're finally getting married."
  • (Unnamed) "They're finally getting married."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Look at all these presents."
  • (Liz Callaway) "We're finally getting married."
  • (Abu the Monkey) "You're finally getting married."
  • (Scott Weinger) "I'm finally getting married."
  • (Robin Williams) "They're here."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh no-ho-ho-ho."
  • (Robin Williams) "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date."
  • (Robin Williams) "Bad new, Al. The boutonnieres clash with the cummerbunds."
  • (Scott Weinger) "Genie, isn't it a little late for that?"
  • (Robin Williams) "What? What are you trying to say? Out with it. What-wha --"
  • (Robin Williams) "-- hehe. They're he-e-ere. OH NO-HO-HO-HO."
  • (Robin Williams) "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date."
  • (Robin Williams) "Hello? Somebody's gonna be late for his own wedding."
  • (Scott Weinger) "Hold on Genie, there's something I need."
  • (Robin Williams) "I gotcha --"
  • (Robin Williams) "It's a bachelor party, big boy."
  • (Robin Williams) "None for you. You're the designated flyer."
  • (Razoul the Chief Guard) "Our princess is to wed."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh, wonderful."
  • (Robin Williams) "Maybe you you could elope. No, you can't elope. But, oh, honey dew."
  • (Robin Williams) "Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand. It's everywhere, get used to it."
  • (Robin Williams) "Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. You've got to get your mind off this incessant waiting."
  • (Robin Williams) "Your honor, if I may enter a plea of insanity? Because I am CRAZY about this kid."
  • (Robin Williams) "There's a party here in Agrabah / Guests are filling up the room / But there's something missing. Yes, uh huh."
  • (Sultan of Agrabah) "Where is the groom?"
  • (Robin Williams) "It's all so magical. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh, look, it's a Kodiak moment."
  • (Robin Williams) "Put that bear out of here."
  • (Robin Williams) "Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves."
  • (Robin Williams) "He's got him in the half-nelson, now he's got him in the full-nelson. Oh no. The dreaded 'Ozzie Nelson.'"
  • (Robin Williams) "Rick, boys, maybe you wanna come over here and see what's happening'?"
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh, they trampled the carpet. That's a little redundant. So this isn't a bad day for you really, is it?"
  • (Robin Williams) "I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh look. There's Osiris. Oh, Osiris. Osiris, could we have a word with you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Squawks."
  • (Robin Williams) "Don't make me use the other end."
  • (Robin Williams) "Okay, let's see, this will be the second wedding for both of you, I'm thinking we need something a little more simple, a little more elegant -- and less gray."
  • (Robin Williams) "Did it, done it, own it."
  • (Robin Williams) "And your name is?"
  • (Thor) "I'm Thor."
  • (Robin Williams) "You're Thor?"
  • (Thor) "Well it hurth."
  • (Robin Williams) "'Sa goin' on now. gotta partay. Gotta partay. Help me. I Can't stop myself. Somebody rub the lamp. Somebody rub the lamp. Oh, you know I feel it."
  • (Robin Williams) "That's enough."
  • (Robin Williams) "If you're Al's dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing."
  • (John Rhys-Davies) "Yeah?"
  • (Robin Williams) "Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?"
  • (Robin Williams) "Mama always said, "Magic is as magic does"."
  • (Robin Williams) "Uh-Oh. Uh-Oh. Definitely an oracle-tells the future. Uh-Oh."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh, no. The crowd is parting. Who's coming? It's Moses."
  • (RoboGenie) "You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding."
  • (RoboGenie) "Prepare to be vaporized. Thank You."
  • (Robin Williams) "Armed and dangerous."
  • (Robin Williams) "I'd like to see one of those Forty Thieves get within an inch of your wedding."

John Rhys-Davies as Cassim

  • (John Rhys-Davies) "You killed Sa'luk. The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point. You're in."
  • (John Rhys-Davies) "You don't stand a chance against the King of Thieves."
  • (Scott Weinger) "When I get up, I'll bow to you."
  • (John Rhys-Davies) "Now get off that thing before you break your neck."
  • (John Rhys-Davies) "I'll see you again, boy."

Scott Weinger as Aladdin

  • (Scott Weinger) "Could I see your invitation?"
  • (Scott Weinger) "Well, they have no where to go. We got them trapped."
  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "We? They are 40 thieves. We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me."
  • (Scott Weinger) "After all these years you finally have your treasure."
  • (John Rhys-Davies) "This thing? This almost cost me the ultimate treasure. It's you son, you are my ultimate treasure. I'm just sorry it took me so long to realise it."
  • (Scott Weinger) "Genie."
  • (Robin Williams) "Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm."
  • (Scott Weinger) "Genie meet my dad."
  • (Robin Williams) "Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em."
  • (The Magic Oracle) "Have you chosen your question?"
  • (Scott Weinger) "I have."
  • (The Magic Oracle) "Then ask."
  • (Scott Weinger) "Where is my father?"
  • (The Magic Oracle) "Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world."
  • (Scott Weinger) "Forty Thieves? Is he hurt? how long has he been their prisoner?"
  • (The Magic Oracle) "I'm sorry, I can only answer one question."
  • (Scott Weinger) "There's a party here in Agrabah, and the party's all for me. / Just look, you guys, at where we are, and how our dreams have come to be."
  • (Liz Callaway) "There's a party here in Agrabah, and I can't believe it's true. / After all this waiting, here we are. We'll finally get to say, "I do"."
  • (Scott Weinger) "I never ever had a real family."
  • (Liz Callaway) "I never ever had a real true friend."
  • (Liz Callaway) "Someone who could just understand me."
  • (Scott Weinger) "Where is he?"
  • (Robin Williams) "Hakuna Matata."
  • (Robin Williams) "Whoa. I was having an out of movie experience."
  • (Scott Weinger) "Well, we're here."
  • (Liz Callaway) "Together, forever."

Liz Callaway as Princess Jasmine

  • (Liz Callaway) "That was for ruining my wedding."

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