Aldrin Justice Quotes

Aldrin Justice is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Aldrin Justice completed its run in 1970.

Aldrin Justice Quotes

• (Hammond Druthers) "Too green."
• (Ted Mosby) "Too green?"
• (Hammond Druthers) "I want them to be more of a natural brown color. Almost a brunette. Also, they need to be bushier."
• (Ted Mosby) "Bushier?"
• (Hammond Druthers) "I want this tower to emerge from a thicket of unkempt brunette shrubbery. Can you picture it, Ted?"
• (Ted Mosby) "I can't unpicture it."

• (Ted Mosby) "Lily, this is Mr. Druthers, the head architect on the project. Lily's going to be our new office assistant."
• (Hammond Druthers) "Ah."
• (Lily Aldrin) "Nice to meet you."
• (Hammond Druthers) "Isn't it?"

• (Barney Stinson) "C-? What are you talking about? I pulled an all-nighter."
• (Professor Lewis) "You didn't budget your time well. You glossed over some of the most important points. And your oral presentation was sloppy and inconclusive."

• (Ted Mosby) "Hey, thanks for telling me to stand up to Druthers and pitch my idea. Seriously, none of this would have happened if it weren't for you."
• (Lily Aldrin) "Oh. You know what, Ted? That was very nice. You have earned these screws back."
• (Lily Aldrin) "Don't sit in your desk chair until you've put them back in."

• (Barney Stinson) "Okay, let's take a look. Oh, yeah, it's a cougar all right. A prime specimen. See, you can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics. Start with the hair. The cougar keeps up with current hairstyles as a form of camouflage. The prey may not realize that he's engaged a cougar until he's already being dragged, helpless, back to her lair. Now, the blouse."
• (Barney Stinson) "The cougar displays maximum cleavage possible to captivate her prey. You're watching them bounce, she's about to pounce. See the claws?"
• (Barney Stinson) "Long and sharp, to ward off rival females -- Or open alimony checks. Yeah, this one's a beaut. Okay, let the hunt begin."

• (Professor Lewis) "Mr. Eriksen, hello. Oh, I graded your paper tonight. I was"
• (Professor Lewis) "pleasantly surprised."
• (Barney Stinson) "Yeah, she was."
• (Professor Lewis) "B+."
• (Barney Stinson) "B+? Marshal, after I've gone through my eight weeks of physiotherapy, I am gonna get you that A."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Let her go. She belongs out there. In the wild. You should feel proud. You fought the cougar -- and lived."
• (Barney Stinson) "It was an amazing safari. I can't wait to show you guys the slides."

• (Barney Stinson) "I can't stop thinking about you. Please give me another chance."
• (Professor Lewis) "Barney, I teach all day. It's the last thing I wanna do when I get home."
• (Barney Stinson) "But you don't understand. See, I've been going easy on you. Holding back 'cause I was afraid you'd break a hip or something. This time, no mercy. I don't care how long it takes, days, weeks, half a year."
• (Professor Lewis) "Fine, come in. You can start while I finish grading some papers."

• (Barney Stinson) "I think I'm falling in love with you."
• (Professor Lewis) "Oh, God, that wasn't your first time, was it? Although that would explain a lot."
• (Barney Stinson) "No, we had sex yesterday."
• (Professor Lewis) "Oh, right, that. Well, you had sex yesterday. I revised my syllabus for the spring semester."

• (Ted Mosby) "I thought you said it was going to be a piece of cake. I remember, because you were eating a piece of cake at the time, and you said, "My class is going to be this.""

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Yeah. It's her own personal form of justice. Did you tell him about that time at the Gap?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "Oh, that was a good one. This sales guy was rude to Robin, so I took a pair of khakis."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "I gave them to you for your birthday."
• (Ted Mosby) "So I've been walking around in stolen khakis?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "I prefer to call them "justice khakis.""
• (Ted Mosby) "That's not justice. It's shoplifting, and it's a crime."
• (Lily Aldrin) "So is being mean."

• (Marshall Eriksen) "I'm not really comfortable with you hunting my constitutional law teacher."
• (Barney Stinson) "Who would you rather have grading your paper? A savage, man-eating jungle cat, or a purring, satisfied kitty?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Go, Barney. Go mount and stuff that cougar."

• (Narrator) "Our client was a major bank and financial services company in Spokane. They wanted a modern skyscraper that still captured the distinct flavor and history of the northwest."
• (Hammond Druthers) "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Spokane national bank building."
• (Bank President) "That's a penis."
• (Hammond Druthers) "That's -- that's ridiculous. There's no way this majestic tower can be confused with the male organ of love."
• (Bank President) "We're not building a penis. You got any other ideas?"
• (Hammond Druthers) "Other ideas? You said you wanted Hammond Druthers. This is Hammond Druthers."
• (Bank President) "Well, hats off to your ladyfriends, but I'm not building it."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Just for fun, Ted's been working on his own design. And it doesn't look at all like male genitalia."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "At least, not healthy male genitalia."

• (Ted Mosby) "Give him his ball back right now. People are going to get fired."
• (Lily Aldrin) "No, they're not. It's just a tantrum, Ted. I saw this in kindergarten all the time."
• (Ted Mosby) "This isn't kindergarten. Mr Druthers is an adult, and he wants his ball back."
• (Lily Aldrin) "All right, I'll give it back if you show him your plans."
• (Ted Mosby) "No. You'll give it back or you're fired"
• (Lily Aldrin) "I'm sorry, Ted. I just can't do that."
• (Ted Mosby) "Then you're fired."
• (Lily Aldrin) "Fine. Here's the ball. At least you have one now."

• (Hammond Druthers) "Now, as most of you know, my Pete Rose, Pete Rose, Pete Rose baseball has been stolen. Well, I just found this note."
• (Hammond Druthers) ""Dear Mr. Druthers,I, your baseball, am leaving. Maybe, if you start being nice, I'll come back. If not, other things in your office may follow my lead. In fact, I overheard your iPod talking, and he may shuffle off at any minute." Normally, I would scream at everyone until my voice goes, but maybe that's the wrong reaction here."
• (Lily Aldrin) "Interesting"
• (Hammond Druthers) "Instead, I'm giving my baseball until the end of the day to decide he's homesick, or, tomorrow morning, I'll begin firing three people an hour. And, if the thief doesn't believe me, well, then you are gambling more than Pete Rose; major league baseball's all-time hit leader, a man whose absence from the hall of fame is a travesty to the entire sports world; ever "allegedly" did."

• (Barney Stinson) "Marshall, I've thought it over and I accept your challenge."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "I didn't challenge you to have sex with --"
• (Barney Stinson) "Tomorrow, the cougar hunt begins."

• (Barney Stinson) "Scusi. I am Luigi, Italian exchange student. I was, um, walking to class, but then I notice you, bella principessa."
• (Professor Lewis) "Tell me what you want and get out."
• (Barney Stinson) "Direct, I like that. The name's Barney. What I want -- is you."
• (Professor Lewis) "Turn around."
• (Professor Lewis) "My place, two hours, don't be tardy."

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