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Alfie (1966 film) Quotes

Alfie (1966 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Alfie ended in 1970.

It features Lewis Gilbert as producer, Sonny Rollins in charge of musical score, and Otto Heller as head of cinematography.

Alfie (1966 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Alfie (1966 film) is 113 minutes long. Alfie (1966 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Michael Caine as Alfie, and Jane Asher as Annie.

Alfie (1966 film) Quotes

Michael Caine as Alfie

  • (Michael Caine) "If you lose a bird you can always replace her. But with a child it's different."
  • (Michael Caine) "You're not entitled to secret thoughts."
  • (Jane Asher) "Everyone's entitled to secret thoughts."
  • (Michael Caine) "What I loved once and what I love now are two different things."
  • (Michael Caine) "I don't want no bird's respect; I wouldn't know what to do with it."
  • (Michael Caine) "She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit; to help each other out in this life."
  • (Michael Caine) "I've told you before to be careful where you put your legs."
  • (Michael Caine) "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain I'm like any other bloke; I don't want to know."
  • (Michael Caine) "I've never told her that I love her; except at those times when you've got to say something for appearance's sake."
  • (Michael Caine) "Mind you, she came over quite beautified for a while, particularly during the early months. And I told her: I said "Blimey, girl, you ain't as ugly as I thought"."
  • (Michael Caine) "Well, what harm can it do? Old Harry will never know. And even if he did, he shouldn't begrudge me; or her, come to that. And it'll round off the tea nicely."

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